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Being a man that is poor really isn't that bad as long as you are involved in the world's oldest profession and you are well-endowed and you are not homophobic and as long as you can suck the chrome off a tailpipe then you have nothing to worry about if you are desperate enough to pay your bills.

Lack of money is the root of all evil. 😊

Women have so much evil in their blood that God has to drain it once a month. Hehehehehe

P.l.a.n.e.

Precious lord, are nonbelievers evil?

You can't say Hitler was a bad person. He did kill Hitler after all.

What do you call a reverse exorcism?

It's where a demon pulls a priest out of a child.

Tell me orphan jokes are a really bad joke. People are really orphans, and there is a lot of 'em, and they are all depressed. Who would make fun of depressed people? Well, those dumbass evil people!!

So uh, I did this thing where I put soap on my brother's toothbrush, and then I put more on and colored it to make it look like toothpaste, and uh, he is constipated now. I AM EVIL :3

What did Darth Trump Vader say to evil emperor Putin?

"Yesssss Massager!"

You ever hear of a reverse exorcism?

It's where the devil tells the priest to get out of the child.

What is the pedophile's favorite shoe?

White vans.

What is a reverse exorcism? It is when the Devil tries to pull a priest out of a child.

What does an evil hen lay?

Deviled eggs! 😈🥚

Three strangers have opened a gay chat; but if one left the chat, the chat would be closed.

Stranger 3: How to turn a straight guy into a gay guy?

Stranger 1: You can't!

Stranger 2: You can.

Stranger 3: How?

Stranger 2: By using the same idea of the Russian experiment; like in a detention, put him in a closed room full of gay stuff, but the difference is that he can sleep, and he will have food for 30 days and a toilet, too.

Stranger 3: Great idea, but who can we try first?

Stranger 1: You all gays are evil monsters.

Stranger 2: I think the stranger 1 is just a straight spy. Let's try this experi-

(The chat has been closed by stranger 1)

Bowser ordered his Goomba guards to arrest me because I wrote graffiti on the walls saying "The Koopalings are evil!" "Kill the Koopalings!" and "Down with the Koopalings!"