Whoever killed Adolf Hitler is MY hero!
Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn't all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.
Why did the mermaid want to go to the evil monster so it could get a real joke? Ha, ah, ah, ha!
I saw a man trying to rape a girl. I decided to help. She didn't stand a chance against both of us.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them.
All Mia needs to destroy the evil young girl in Resident Evil 7 Biohazard, was using a pedophile instead of serum.