Im evilest-evil man yes you are-scared guy No me it me: Evil super evil boy
Who was the first anesthesiologist? Hitler.
Do you know that no one finds Hitler a great guy?
But he really saved the History Channel.
Yo mama is so evil that Dallas Winston fell in love with her.
I have a huge thought: if Satan punishes people who are bad, doesn't that make him good?
What did the evil chicken lay?
Deviled eggs.
Why was Hitler born? Because he got killed.
Apparently, as a 4-year-old, Hitler was saved from drowning in the river Passau by a local priest.
Goes to show once more that a lot of problems would be solved if priests could just keep their hands off kids.
hitler is a national hero he killed hitler... oh wait
Why did Hitler kill himself?
He didnβt want to pay the gas bill.
A guy gives labor to a baby girl and a boy twins. The doctor said but the lady was like,
"Ugh, why do I need my husband to be in labor and I want a girl, not a boy, just a girl!"
The lady passed out π΅ and then found out she was in a coma. The man who was in labor died. The two babies got a nanny, an evil one. The nanny killed the babies on their first birthday.
If the minions serve whoever is the biggest bad, then who did they serve 1930-1945?
Whatβs the hardest thing about being a rapist? Fitting in.
God = what I hope to be.
Devil = what I can't accept.
I hope to be like Jesus, a dead martyr. I can't accept that my religion is evil.
Satanism is such an ugly word. I prefer the term, "red skin appreciation."
Why does Satan worship himself?
Jesus told him to worship God.
Satan and the devil are alter egos.
What is a reversed exorcism?
It's when it's the demon who's telling the priest to get out of the child's body.
The reason why women have suffered longer than men is because men are using women and abusing them as tools and property, which they arenβt.
During WWII, women were used every day by evil men for not being able to have sex with their wives, and Muslim women are being raped, women children are being raped every day while you fucking turds of human shit are making jokes of issues that need to stop, so stop with the homophobia, Islamophobia, biphobia and all the other phobias, make sexual harassment, assault and rape victims' voices heard, we will not stay silent because of this shitty app!
Also, God created women equally as men, do not mistreat your sisters, mothers, aunts, mother-in-laws. Hope all you rapists, sexual abusers, sexual assaulters rot in hell where you deserve to be, not in this country or any other place, hell is where you belong. π‘π€¬ππ»ππΌππ½ππΎππΏ
How do you know you are blessed by God?
You donβt laugh at, make light of, or enjoy the evils and suffering people are inflicting on themselves and upon each other.