I'm evilest-evil man.
"Yes, you are," scared guy.
No, me, it me: Evil super evil boy!
A normal exorcism is getting a demon out of a person, but a reverse exorcism is the devil telling the priest to get out of the child.
Who was the first anesthesiologist? Hitler.
Do you know that no one finds Hitler a great guy?
But he really saved the History Channel.
Yo mama is so evil that Dallas Winston fell in love with her.
I have a huge thought: if Satan punishes people who are bad, doesn't that make him good?
What did the evil chicken lay?
Deviled eggs.
Why was Hitler born? Because he got killed.
Apparently, as a 4-year-old, Hitler was saved from drowning in the river Passau by a local priest.
Goes to show once more that a lot of problems would be solved if priests could just keep their hands off kids.
Hitler is a national hero, he killed Hitler... Oh wait.
Why did Hitler kill himself?
He didn’t want to pay the gas bill.
A guy gives labor to a baby girl and a boy twins. The doctor said but the lady was like,
"Ugh, why do I need my husband to be in labor and I want a girl, not a boy, just a girl!"
The lady passed out 😵 and then found out she was in a coma. The man who was in labor died. The two babies got a nanny, an evil one. The nanny killed the babies on their first birthday.
If the minions serve whoever is the biggest bad, then who did they serve 1930-1945?
What’s the hardest thing about being a rapist? Fitting in.
God = what I hope to be.
Devil = what I can't accept.
I hope to be like Jesus, a dead martyr. I can't accept that my religion is evil.
Satanism is such an ugly word. I prefer the term, "red skin appreciation."
Why does Satan worship himself?
Jesus told him to worship God.
Satan and the devil are alter egos.
What is a reversed exorcism?
It's when it's the demon who's telling the priest to get out of the child's body.
What is a reverse exorcism?
It’s when the demon tells the priest to get out of the child’s body.
