Evil jokes
What’s a reverse exorcism?
It’s when the demon tells the priest to get out of the child.
What’s the worst thing about having a daughter with cancer?
You can’t pull on her hair when you’re raping her.
I'm evilest-evil man.
"Yes, you are," scared guy.
No, me, it me: Evil super evil boy!
Do you want to be in Heaven with Jesus, our savior, or be on Earth with bad things?
A normal exorcism is getting a demon out of a person, but a reverse exorcism is the devil telling the priest to get out of the child.
Who was the first anesthesiologist? Hitler.
Do you know that no one finds Hitler a great guy?
But he really saved the History Channel.
Yo mama is so evil that Dallas Winston fell in love with her.
What's the opposite of an exorcism?
When Satan has to tell the priest to come out of the child...
I have a huge thought: if Satan punishes people who are bad, doesn't that make him good?
What did the evil chicken lay?
Deviled eggs.
My friend just told me about reverse exorcisms.
In these, the demon tells the priest to get out of the child.
Why was Hitler born? Because he got killed.
Apparently, as a 4-year-old, Hitler was saved from drowning in the river Passau by a local priest.
Goes to show once more that a lot of problems would be solved if priests could just keep their hands off kids.
"Hitler wasn't such a bad guy, after all, he did kill Hitler."
Hitler is a national hero, he killed Hitler... Oh wait.
Why did Hitler kill himself?
He didn’t want to pay the gas bill.
A guy gives labor to a baby girl and a boy twins. The doctor said but the lady was like,
"Ugh, why do I need my husband to be in labor and I want a girl, not a boy, just a girl!"
The lady passed out 😵 and then found out she was in a coma. The man who was in labor died. The two babies got a nanny, an evil one. The nanny killed the babies on their first birthday.
If the minions serve whoever is the biggest bad, then who did they serve 1930-1945?
What’s the hardest thing about being a rapist? Fitting in.