Evil jokes
A guy gives labor to a baby girl and a boy twins. The doctor said but the lady was like,
"Ugh, why do I need my husband to be in labor and I want a girl, not a boy, just a girl!"
The lady passed out 😵 and then found out she was in a coma. The man who was in labor died. The two babies got a nanny, an evil one. The nanny killed the babies on their first birthday.
If the minions serve whoever is the biggest bad, then who did they serve 1930-1945?
What’s the hardest thing about being a rapist? Fitting in.
God = what I hope to be.
Devil = what I can't accept.
I hope to be like Jesus, a dead martyr. I can't accept that my religion is evil.
Satanism is such an ugly word. I prefer the term, "red skin appreciation."
Why does Satan worship himself?
Jesus told him to worship God.
Satan and the devil are alter egos.
What is a reversed exorcism?
It's when it's the demon who's telling the priest to get out of the child's body.
Bye, I'm Paul Badman. Did you know that you don't have rights? The Articles of Confederation say you don't, and so do I. I believe that until proven innocent, every woman, man, and adult in this country is guilty. And that's why I don't fight for you, Santa Fe!
What is a reverse exorcism?
It’s when the demon tells the priest to get out of the child’s body.
The reason why women have suffered longer than men is because men are using women and abusing them as tools and property, which they aren’t.
During WWII, women were used every day by evil men for not being able to have sex with their wives, and Muslim women are being raped, women children are being raped every day while you fucking turds of human shit are making jokes of issues that need to stop, so stop with the homophobia, Islamophobia, biphobia and all the other phobias, make sexual harassment, assault and rape victims' voices heard, we will not stay silent because of this shitty app!
Also, God created women equally as men, do not mistreat your sisters, mothers, aunts, mother-in-laws. Hope all you rapists, sexual abusers, sexual assaulters rot in hell where you deserve to be, not in this country or any other place, hell is where you belong. 😡🤬🖕🏻🖕🏼🖕🏽🖕🏾🖕🏿
How do you know you are blessed by God?
You don’t laugh at, make light of, or enjoy the evils and suffering people are inflicting on themselves and upon each other.
What did the evil chicken lay?
Deviled egg.
What is the difference between Jesus and the devil?
When the devil came to Earth, he was the one with the nail gun.
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both want Anthony's neck.
Why are half the orphans missing? Because I took them, of course! :]
I'm back and wearing dead whites who are killing whites from Eastern Europe on me. Shout out my boy russia and Ukraine, they all are evil just like USA and China and the rest of the west!
I finally stopped drinking for good.
Now I purely drink for evil.
Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?
It's when the devil tells the priest to get out of the child.
If Satan is the devil, he's pretty sus.