Being a man that is poor really isn't that bad as long as you are involved in the world's oldest profession and you are well-endowed and you are not homophobic and as long as you can suck the chrome off a tailpipe then you have nothing to worry about if you are desperate enough to pay your bills 💵 💵 💵 💵 💵 💵 💵 💵 💵 💵 💵 lack of money is the root of all evil 💵 💵 💵 💵 💵 💵 💵 💵 💵 💵 💵 💵 😊 😊 😊 😊 😊 😊😊 😊 😊 😊 😊 😊 😊 😊😊 😊
Women have so much evil in their blood that God has to drain it once a month
Hehehehehe
P.l.a.n.e Precious lord are nonbelievers evil
You can't say Hitler was a bad person. He did kill Hitler after all.
tell me orphan jokes are a really bad joke. people are really orphans and there is a lot of em, and they are all depresed who would make fun of deppresed people? well those dumbass evil people!!
So uh I did this thing where I put soap on my brother's toothbrush and then I put more on and colored it to make it look like toothpaste and uh, he is constipated now I AM EVIL :3
What did Darth Trump Vader say to evil emperor Putin? Yessssss Massager!
What is the pedophile's favorite shoe?
White vans.
What is a reverse exorcism? It is when the Devil tries to pull a priest out of a child.
What does an evil hen lay?
Deviled eggs! 😈🥚
A three strangers have opened a gay chat; but if one left the chat, the chat will be closed.
Stranger 3: how to turn a straight guy into a gay guy?
Stranger 1: you can't!
Stranger 2: you can
Stranger 3: how?
Stranger 2: by using the same idea of russian experiment; like in a detention, put him in a closed room full of gay stuff but the difference that he can sleep and he will have a food for 30 days and toilet too.
Stranger 3: great idea, but who can we try first?
Stranger 1: you all gays are evil monsters
Stranger 2: i think the stranger 1 is just a straight spy let's try this experi-
(the chat has been closed by stranger 1)
Bowser ordered his Goomba guards to arrest me, because I wrote graffiti on the walls saying "The Koopalings are evil!" "Kill the Koopalings!" and "Down with the Koopalings!"
God creates a wasp :) God: Okay, so make it reeeeally tiny. Like less than half a fly. Angel: okay... a bug. God: now give it’s face a sword, but it has a hole so it’s basically a mouth. Angel: weird.. but okay... God: and give it wings. Angel: eh, not half bad Go- God: NOW MAKE IT EAT THE BLOOD OF ALL LIVING ANIMALS AND HUMANS Angel: *shook* o-okay God: okay. Now make sure whenever a human is bit it feels the pain of a million suns burning it, making it scratch until it bleeds out. Angel: .-. God: and make sure it also transfers diseases through the species. Give ‘em a taste ‘o that! *evil grin* Angel: *cries* Angel: *whispers; I’m so sorry..*
God: ok, what if I made an evil land octopus that could walk on walls?
[god creating a jellyfish] God: how about an evil bag
Whoever killed Adolf Hitler is MY hero!
Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn't all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.
Why did the mermaid want to go to the evil monster so lt could get a real joke ha ah ah ha
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them.
All Mia needs to destroy the evil young girl in Resident Evil 7 Bio-hazard, was using a pedophile instead of serum
