For orphans every bag of chips is family size
Why can’t Indians play football...... cause every time they take a corner they make a shop
Why doesn’t Pakistan have any football teams?
Every corner they get the open a shop on it!
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
Why are people mass buying toilet paper because of the coronavirus?
When someone sneezes, everyone shits their pants.
Why are Egyptian gods orphans Because Egypt needs to sell Anubis (a-new-bus) every year to make a prophet
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This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
Every wondered why Chinese kids don’t believe in Santa?
The made the toys
Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds.
Poor bastard.
Every zodiac sign has a hair style except for cancer
The reason why Trailer Park Boys is set in Nova Scotia and not Alabama is because if it was set in Alabama, then they would have to record every instance of incest. And the show's writers would need to know how to cram all of it in one season.
You know what’s odd?
Every other number
Someone in London is stabbed every two minutes. Poor guy.
a man was in a court room, the judge said, ''what should this mans punishment be?'' a random guy ''OFF WITH HIS HEAD'' judge ''he shall give head to every man in this room'' the guy ''WAIT THATS NOT WHAT I SAID!!!''
I'm better than you in every single way.... I even have an extra chromosome.
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders. As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, "I'll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, 'I don't know how you can make love to me with your type of body.' So I asked her, 'How about a little head?'"
Alabama. Every time there's a family reunion a baby is born 9 months later.
