your so poor if ever broke into your house id give you things
Ever noticed that "lol" looks like a person drowning
you ever look back at your ex and are like 'wow! what was i think?' then i start to think i was the problem :( just kidding fuck that asshole
Royal rebel and push so back they ever marble say that drink pushback
the first ever joke : https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/52b8feb0514efb2cbf8ca375/what-is-the-second-hardest-thing-in-the-morning
lewandowski is so fast becuase who ever would think of adding an engine to him is a genuis
why is football the gayest sport ever? because its just a bunch of sweaty men tackling each other
I dont think I could ever become a beggar , I really dont like change
Worst joke Ever: What do you call a fat kom A FAT MOM LALALALLA
If your ever bored just punch an orphan. Cause what are they gonna do tell their parents.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
have u ever seen the pokemon called ryh... rhydon these nuts
I got 1,000,000$ dollar's for my brother best trade I ever made
Ever have an Italian sausage in a can??
You suck harder than a vaccum ever will :)
Your mother is responsible for all the train drivers that are never ever late. She tort them all to pull out on time.
have you ever wondered why orphans hate milk
cause there dad never came back with it
Anthony Blinken life's sucks and getting COVID 19 positive is the only positive thing that ever happen in his entire life!
why can;t orphans ever be criminals he is not wanted
If your ever bored punch a orphan.What they gonna do?Tell they parents
