Evers jokes
Ever absorb Griffin?
Brady Quinn!!
Why don’t rappers ever get lost?
They always have a SICK FLOW to follow.
If you're ever bored, just rape an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents!
Hahaha come on people, they don't have parents, we can do what we like with them...
Rape...hurt...and sell them!
Two pirates, Morty and Sol, meet in a bar. Sol has a patch over one eye, a hook for a hand, and a wooden peg leg. “Ye gads, matey,” says Morty. “What happened to ya?” Sol says, “Me pirate ship was attacked, and a lucky shot lopped off me leg. So now I got me a wooden peg.”
“And yer hand?” asks Marty.
“When me ship sank, a shark bit me hand off. So now I got me a hook.”
“OK, but what’s with the eye patch?”
“I was standin’ on a dock, and the biggest seagull I ever saw poops right in me eye.”
“But ya don’t go blind from no seagull poop.”
“True,” says Sol. “But it was me first day with the hook.”
My girlfriend passed away recently.
At the funeral, everyone was shocked about it.
Still, even when dead, she is the best shag I've ever known.
Memes
im sobbing, fruit wuz my first friend on here, and now he's gone :<
People in 1 Ad: I bet we will have the best technology ever in 2023.
2023: GO BACK NOW! THERE'S 50 THOUSAND GENDERS, DUMB GEN Z, TIK TOK, WE NEED JESUS!
Q) What is the ONLY zodiac sign ever to be surgically removed?
A) Cancer.
Have you ever been to the new Disney park called SawCon?
SawCon deez nutz!
Guys, these jokes are not funny. My dad died, he was the best Arabic pilot ever.
Have you ever heard about the new virus in China? It's called Hupun.
Hupun DEEZ NUTS!
Have you ever tried anal bleaching?
It really helps assholes lighten up.
Did y'all ever hear about the great thunder crash of September 11th?
Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?
Because I know they haven't.
Worst jokes ever? More like I killed an old man in 2012 in Oklahoma City at that nasty Red Lobster, not the one near the freeway, and hid the body in a creek!
How does a penguin (however you spell it) build a house? Igloos it together!
Beast joke ever: my life... Oh wait, I don't have one.
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands!
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.
Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!”
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.
If I ever stuff up a post, please let me be. I do have ADHD, short-term memory disorder, and dyscalculia, so please remember that no one likes to be picked on for things that they can't control.
Ever heard of the game T.T.2: 9/11? That game was bomb.
Why don't lesbians have sex in the morning?
Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?