Evers jokes
Why can't Heaven and Hell ever be one 2nd paradise?
Heaven always has 5-star reviews.
Teachers: Whenever there’s a school shooting, hide under the desk.
Students: Hiding under desk.
Shooter: Well, no one’s in here!
Has anyone alive ever died?
Is this our eternal life?
Are you suicidal? Remember, if you ever feel unwanted, just check to see your warrants.
Ever absorb Griffin?
Brady Quinn!!
Memes
Chuck Norris is the only man that ever had sex with my wife and survived. Oh, how did I survive?
Fortunately, being her husband, I was the one person she wasn't fucking.
If you're ever bored, just rape an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents!
Hahaha come on people, they don't have parents, we can do what we like with them...
Rape...hurt...and sell them!
Two pirates, Morty and Sol, meet in a bar. Sol has a patch over one eye, a hook for a hand, and a wooden peg leg. “Ye gads, matey,” says Morty. “What happened to ya?” Sol says, “Me pirate ship was attacked, and a lucky shot lopped off me leg. So now I got me a wooden peg.”
“And yer hand?” asks Marty.
“When me ship sank, a shark bit me hand off. So now I got me a hook.”
“OK, but what’s with the eye patch?”
“I was standin’ on a dock, and the biggest seagull I ever saw poops right in me eye.”
“But ya don’t go blind from no seagull poop.”
“True,” says Sol. “But it was me first day with the hook.”
My girlfriend passed away recently.
At the funeral, everyone was shocked about it.
Still, even when dead, she is the best shag I've ever known.
People in 1 Ad: I bet we will have the best technology ever in 2023.
2023: GO BACK NOW! THERE'S 50 THOUSAND GENDERS, DUMB GEN Z, TIK TOK, WE NEED JESUS!
Guys, these jokes are not funny. My dad died, he was the best Arabic pilot ever.
Have you ever heard about the new virus in China? It's called Hupun.
Hupun DEEZ NUTS!
Have you ever tried anal bleaching?
It really helps assholes lighten up.
Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?
Because I know they haven't.
Worst jokes ever? More like I killed an old man in 2012 in Oklahoma City at that nasty Red Lobster, not the one near the freeway, and hid the body in a creek!
Q) What is the ONLY zodiac sign ever to be surgically removed?
A) Cancer.
Did y'all ever hear about the great thunder crash of September 11th?
Have you ever been to the new Disney park called SawCon?
SawCon deez nutz!
How does a penguin (however you spell it) build a house? Igloos it together!
Beast joke ever: my life... Oh wait, I don't have one.