Evers jokes
Has anyone alive ever died?
Is this our eternal life?
Are you suicidal? Remember, if you ever feel unwanted, just check to see your warrants.
What's the biggest joke ever? Gender equality.
My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot Pakistan has ever seen, Allahu Akbar!
Do you ever consider during the cremation that the meat is well done?
Why can't Heaven and Hell ever be one 2nd paradise?
Heaven always has 5-star reviews.
If you ever get cold, just go to a corner because they're usually 90 degrees.
Why don’t rappers ever get lost?
They always have a SICK FLOW to follow.
If you're ever bored, just rape an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents!
Hahaha come on people, they don't have parents, we can do what we like with them...
Rape...hurt...and sell them!
Two pirates, Morty and Sol, meet in a bar. Sol has a patch over one eye, a hook for a hand, and a wooden peg leg. “Ye gads, matey,” says Morty. “What happened to ya?” Sol says, “Me pirate ship was attacked, and a lucky shot lopped off me leg. So now I got me a wooden peg.”
“And yer hand?” asks Marty.
“When me ship sank, a shark bit me hand off. So now I got me a hook.”
“OK, but what’s with the eye patch?”
“I was standin’ on a dock, and the biggest seagull I ever saw poops right in me eye.”
“But ya don’t go blind from no seagull poop.”
“True,” says Sol. “But it was me first day with the hook.”
My girlfriend passed away recently.
At the funeral, everyone was shocked about it.
Still, even when dead, she is the best shag I've ever known.
Why can orphans stay out until whatever time?
Because their parents won't tell them when to come home.
Have you ever heard about the new virus in China? It's called Hupun.
Hupun DEEZ NUTS!
Have you ever tried anal bleaching?
It really helps assholes lighten up.
Guys, these jokes are not funny. My dad died, he was the best Arabic pilot ever.
Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?
Because I know they haven't.
Worst jokes ever? More like I killed an old man in 2012 in Oklahoma City at that nasty Red Lobster, not the one near the freeway, and hid the body in a creek!
Have you ever been to the new Disney park called SawCon?
SawCon deez nutz!
Did y'all ever hear about the great thunder crash of September 11th?
Q) What is the ONLY zodiac sign ever to be surgically removed?
A) Cancer.