Evers jokes
Why did the mummy leave his tomb after 3000 years?
Because he thought he was old enough to leave home.
That is one of the very, very, very, very, VERY WORST jokes ever.
Two whores are watching the sun come up, splitting a bottle of Mad Dog and celebrating another night of servicing the general public. One asks the other: "Say. You ever been picked up by the fuzz?"
Her friend thinks it over, "No...but I have been swung around by the tits a few times!"
It's sad when the person that gave you memories becomes a memory.
You know one of the worst feelings ever to exist?
When your parents and friends all still see the happy little kid you used to be...
...but in reality, that kid has been long gone for years. (not my words)
What is the biggest lie ever?
"I have read and agreed to the terms and conditions."
Why do orphans commit crimes?
It’s the only time they’re ever wanted.
Thomas the child.
Did anyone ever notice that "STUDYING" is a mixture of studying and dying?
What is the worst joke ever? It's you.
If anyone ever makes a time machine, please make a bunker for Hitler/the Nazis and send them to 2050. I want to see who would die first, future us or them.
When and where was the biggest BBQ ever?
Hiroshima, Japan 1946.
Technoblade: I'm the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans.
Quackity: What is the first thing to ever happen to the orphans???
Technoblade: Quackity..... they're orphans.
(Disclaimer: not funny xD)
Like this if you have ever had a family member die.
Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?
Neither have they...
If you're ever bored, just beat up an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
I wonder if Stephen Hawking has ever watched Avengers: Endgame... Oh wait, he can't.
POKEMON THEME SONG JOKE: I wanna be the berry best, like no one ever was.
To bitch them is my real pest, to brain them in my toss. I will gravel across the land, perching war and wide. Fuse Pokemon to under-strand, the lower that's in psyche.
Poke him on! Gotta joke them all it's Fru and me, All I know is my dress tiny, Poke him on! Yeah, you're my pest friend, In a world you must de-blend, Poke him on!
Gotta joke them all my shirts so true, My outrage will flush us through. You bitch me and I ditch you, P-O-K-E-M-O-N!!!
Gotta joke them all, Gotta joke them all!
Poke him on!
One time I went to high-five someone. I've been left hanging ever since.
I'm having lunch on the roof of the Twin Towers, and the biggest plane I've ever seen is flying toward...
Have you ever heard of emo pizza?
It cuts itself!
Have you ever walked in to Stephen Hawking's house?
No, neither has he.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
Two of the worst jokes ever.