If anyone ever makes a time machine, please make a bunker for Hitler/the Nazis and send them to 2050. I want to see who would die first, future us or them.
Have you ever thought about the fact that every market in Africa is a black market?
What is the biggest lie ever?
"I have read and agreed to the terms and conditions."
What is the worst joke ever? It's you.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
It’s the only time they’re ever wanted.
Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?
Neither have they...
Technoblade: I'm the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans.
Quackity: What is the first thing to ever happen to the orphans???
Technoblade: Quackity..... they're orphans.
(Disclaimer: not funny xD)
My grandpa died during World War II. He was the best concentration camp guard they have ever seen. RIP.
If you're ever bored, just beat up an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
I wonder if Stephen Hawking has ever watched Avengers: Endgame... Oh wait, he can't.
POKEMON THEME SONG JOKE: I wanna be the berry best, like no one ever was.
To bitch them is my real pest, to brain them in my toss. I will gravel across the land, perching war and wide. Fuse Pokemon to under-strand, the lower that's in psyche.
Poke him on! Gotta joke them all it's Fru and me, All I know is my dress tiny, Poke him on! Yeah, you're my pest friend, In a world you must de-blend, Poke him on!
Gotta joke them all my shirts so true, My outrage will flush us through. You bitch me and I ditch you, P-O-K-E-M-O-N!!!
Gotta joke them all, Gotta joke them all!
Poke him on!
I'm having lunch on the roof of the Twin Towers, and the biggest plane I've ever seen is flying toward...
Have you ever heard of emo pizza?
It cuts itself!
One time I went to high-five someone. I've been left hanging ever since.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
Two of the worst jokes ever.
Have you ever walked in to Stephen Hawking's house?
No, neither has he.
Right, I have a dog and his name is Syndrome, and whenever he is good, I go "Good Syndrome," but whenever he is naughty, I go "Down Syndrome."
What did the dentist say to the butt?
"That's the largest cavity I've ever seen!"
Have you ever walked into Helen Keller’s house?
She has.
Like this if you have ever had a family member die.
