Event jokes
Q: What is 9 + 11?
A: 9/11
Why is six scared of seven? Because 7 8 9.
Then why was 10 scared? Because he was between 9/11.
I went to a seafood disco last week and pulled a muscle.
Where did Sally go during the bombings? Everywhere!
Why didnβt the parents bother looking for her? Because she was in the front and back yard in small chunks! π
Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her on Halloween.
Memes
Good luck getting her out
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they did 98 stories in 10 seconds.
My grandma told me I was next at my brother's wedding, so I told her she was next at her husband's funeral.
A father came to his daughter's 18th birthday. He finally came.
Happy New Year! ππππ
You can't spell "Funeral" without "fun."
Are you a building?
Cuz I rate you 9/11.
So I went to Comic-Con and saw a man with an arm missing, and I thought, "Cool display," until I heard him screaming and getting the other arm chopped off. Then I said, "Man, now that's a 10/10 display, wow!"
Why was the peanut butter upset at his retirement party?
He was roasted.
Why canβt orphans go to daughter and dad dance night? They donβt have a dad to go with.
One day I'm walking and I saw Josh B. He's sucking balls and Marco jump[s], and we got [an] earthquake, and I say, "Yamate."
Girl (on thirteenth birthday): Ma, why did papa leave?
Mother: Well, it started exactly 1 year and 189 days ago...
Your breath is so hot, it made the Chicago fire!
What did Sally get for her birthday? A football!
Only joking; she hasn't opened the box yet.
"Did you go to the biscuit eating championship?"
"Yea, it was crackers!"
Did you hear about the Boston marathon? 'Cause, well, I heard it was a blast and that it blew everyone away!