Event jokes
Why were the people during 9/11 mad because they ordered pepperoni sandwiches, but they got two planes?
Twin Tower jokes are funny because they are dead.
What did the 9/11 survivor say when he went back to his family? "You won't believe it! The Twin Towers became conjoined twins when it happened!"
What makes 9/11 an inside job?
Someone started calling it 10/7.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was flaming hot wings.
What do you call a house party for slaves?
An auction house.
What do you call it when a bunch of guys who look the same have an orgy?
A doppelgangbang.
What do you call a Lesbian at a Barbecue? A LGBBQ.
What do you call a gay pride parade that was ran over?
Rainbow road.
Girl (on thirteenth birthday): Ma, why did papa leave?
Mother: Well, it started exactly 1 year and 189 days ago...
What did Sally get for her birthday? A football!
Only joking; she hasn't opened the box yet.
Your breath is so hot, it made the Chicago fire!
Did you hear about the Boston marathon? 'Cause, well, I heard it was a blast and that it blew everyone away!
"Did you go to the biscuit eating championship?"
"Yea, it was crackers!"
What's the difference between your mum and the Twin Towers?
I would smash the Twin Towers.
Q: What is 9 + 11?
A: 9/11
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
Why was the peanut butter upset at his retirement party?
He was roasted.
Where did Sally go during the bombings? Everywhere!
Why didn’t the parents bother looking for her? Because she was in the front and back yard in small chunks! 😂
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