Event jokes
Why were the people during 9/11 mad because they ordered pepperoni sandwiches, but they got two planes?
What do you call a gay pride parade that was ran over?
Rainbow road.
What did the 9/11 survivor say when he went back to his family? "You won't believe it! The Twin Towers became conjoined twins when it happened!"
What's the difference between your mum and the Twin Towers?
I would smash the Twin Towers.
Q: What is 9 + 11?
A: 9/11
You can't spell "Funeral" without "fun."
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was flaming hot wings.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they did 98 stories in 10 seconds.
What do you call a Lesbian at a Barbecue? A LGBBQ.
What do you call a house party for slaves?
An auction house.
Happy New Year! 🍆🍑🍆🍑
A father came to his daughter's 18th birthday. He finally came.
Why is six scared of seven? Because 7 8 9.
Then why was 10 scared? Because he was between 9/11.
I went to a seafood disco last week and pulled a muscle.
Where did Sally go during the bombings? Everywhere!
Why didn’t the parents bother looking for her? Because she was in the front and back yard in small chunks! 😂
Are you a building?
Cuz I rate you 9/11.
Why was the peanut butter upset at his retirement party?
He was roasted.
Why can’t orphans go to daughter and dad dance night? They don’t have a dad to go with.
One day I'm walking and I saw Josh B. He's sucking balls and Marco jump[s], and we got [an] earthquake, and I say, "Yamate."