Event jokes
When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.
Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: Twin Tower victims, they got 80 stories in ten seconds.
Where did Amy go after the explosion?
Everywhere.
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a giant spoon to the Super Bowl.
Your hairline is so far back it looks like it got smacked up by Will Smith.
Cow: *can't be milked for 20 years*
9/11:
9/11 jokes are the bomb.
Why were the Twin Towers workers disappointed? Because they ordered a ham and cheese, but all they got was a plane.
I wasn't close to my dad when he died.
Which was good. He died during 9/11.
Why were the people during 9/11 mad? They ordered 2 sausage pizzas, but instead they got 2 plane pizzas.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jets versus towers, USA lost two.
So, me and my friend dressed as dead people for Halloween. The only difference in the costume was that he was actually dead.
I would tell you a joke about 9/11, but it would come crashing down on you.
Why couldn't the cowboy go to the rodeo?
He forgot his calves!
What do you call a bunch of people near each other?
The start of the Hollacoast.
Why were 7, 8, and 10 scared?
Answer: 9/11, of course!
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered Domino's and got "gets".
I screamed "Jenga" in history class today. We were watching a documentary on 9/11.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Thanos snapped.
Yo mama so fat, she has her own event horizon.