Event jokes
Just saw the news that Kobe passed. I guess there's a first for everything.
Your hairline pushed back lookin' like you got slapped up by Will Smith.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims because they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds. 😂
I give these jokes a 9/11.
9 months before I was born,
I went to a party with my dad and left with my mom.
Why were the Twin Towers workers disappointed? Because they ordered a ham and cheese, but all they got was a plane.
It took me 9.11 seconds to realize.
I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.
What is a terrorist's DJ name?
Osama Spin Laden Dropping beats like the Twin Towers!
How did they lose 2 Towers?
Reason: They just fell, just like how it did in Jenga.
(I d*n't care if it's a bad joke, ok?)
I'll rate this a 9/11.
I love how all these jokes about different accidents have happened, but why isn't anyone writing about how much of an accident we all were?
Why is 6 scared? Because 7 8 9.
Why is 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.
You want to hear a 9/11 joke?
I bet they did too!
Cow: *can't be milked for 20 years*
9/11:
What time is it when you get home?
So, me and my friend dressed as dead people for Halloween. The only difference in the costume was that he was actually dead.
I would tell you a joke about 9/11, but it would come crashing down on you.
Where did Amy go after the explosion?
Everywhere.