Event jokes
Twin Tower jokes are funny because they are dead.
Where did Amy go after the explosion?
Everywhere.
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
Why is Ahmed gay? Because he created 9/11. Hahahahahahahhahahahahaa
Q: What is 9 + 11?
A: 9/11
Memes
Good luck getting her out
What's the difference between your mum and the Twin Towers?
I would smash the Twin Towers.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
What do you call a Lesbian at a Barbecue? A LGBBQ.
What do you call a gay pride parade that was ran over?
Rainbow road.
What hit the ground first in 9/11? The people.
Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her on Halloween.
Happy New Year! ππππ
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they did 98 stories in 10 seconds.
My grandma told me I was next at my brother's wedding, so I told her she was next at her husband's funeral.
You can't spell "Funeral" without "fun."
A father came to his daughter's 18th birthday. He finally came.
So I went to Comic-Con and saw a man with an arm missing, and I thought, "Cool display," until I heard him screaming and getting the other arm chopped off. Then I said, "Man, now that's a 10/10 display, wow!"
Why canβt orphans go to daughter and dad dance night? They donβt have a dad to go with.
Why is six scared of seven? Because 7 8 9.
Then why was 10 scared? Because he was between 9/11.
I went to a seafood disco last week and pulled a muscle.