Event jokes
Where did Amy go after the explosion?
Everywhere.
Why were the people during 9/11 mad because they ordered pepperoni sandwiches, but they got two planes?
Where did Sally go during the bombings? Everywhere!
Why didn’t the parents bother looking for her? Because she was in the front and back yard in small chunks! 😂
Why was the peanut butter upset at his retirement party?
He was roasted.
I went to a seafood disco last week and pulled a muscle.
joe mama roast
Why is six scared of seven? Because 7 8 9.
Then why was 10 scared? Because he was between 9/11.
Happy New Year! 🍆🍑🍆🍑
You can't spell "Funeral" without "fun."
A father came to his daughter's 18th birthday. He finally came.
Are you a building?
Cuz I rate you 9/11.
Why can’t orphans go to daughter and dad dance night? They don’t have a dad to go with.
One day I'm walking and I saw Josh B. He's sucking balls and Marco jump[s], and we got [an] earthquake, and I say, "Yamate."
Your breath is so hot, it made the Chicago fire!
Did you hear about the Boston marathon? 'Cause, well, I heard it was a blast and that it blew everyone away!
What did Sally get for her birthday? A football!
Only joking; she hasn't opened the box yet.
What did the 9/11 survivor say when he went back to his family? "You won't believe it! The Twin Towers became conjoined twins when it happened!"
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was flaming hot wings.
Q: What is 9 + 11?
A: 9/11
What's the difference between your mum and the Twin Towers?
I would smash the Twin Towers.
What hit the ground first in 9/11? The people.