People say that Pakistan is a terrorist nation...
Guys, it's not true, even Osama bin Laden lived there peacefully for 6 years.
Why didn't the orphan go to orphanage? He didn't understand having a home, even if it was temporary.
your hairlines so far back even andrew tate rejected it
Male Patient: So I just pull my pants down and bend over for this prostate exam? Doctor: Yep. Male Patient: Ok im ready. Hey! That doesn't feel like a finger. Doctor: Yep, and im not even a doctor.
Your hairline's so far back even Bill Nye the Science Guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.
Bro, living is so expensive, and I'm not even having fun doing it or getting my money's worth.
Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.
My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's hairline, even though his ears are so big and his face looks like a monkey... if they were white.
Your mama is so ugly! Ghostface from Scream won't even make that call!
What is a joke that will never end even though you want it to?
For me, life.
Your hairline is so jacked up even the barber couldn't fix it.
Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face.
For instance, when you push them down the stairs.
Bro, I'm so gay I can't even spell straight.
What is a yellow dog Libertarian?
A yellow dog Libertarian is a Libertarian who is blindly loyal to the Libertarian Party, he or she who is a yellow dog Libertarian is a card carrying member of the Libertarian Party who would not vote for a progressive Democrat or a conservative Republican even if their life depended on it! 🐕 🗽
Papyrus: Nyhe heh heh! I got a swim suit! And it even says cool dude!
Sans: I guess now it says pool dude ;)
Papyrus: SSSSAAAAANNNNSSSS!
Yo mama's so ugly even cartoon cat eyes got little.
"Our all-transgender brigade has suffered heavy casualties!"
"What? We haven’t even sent them to fight!"
"They’ve already lost 30% of the unit!"
Your hairline sucks; even Harry Potter could not put it under a spell to turn it back to order.
Yo mamma is so ugly, even Ripley wouldn't believe it.
Your hairline is so bad, it's not even McDonald's, it's Dixy Chicken!
