Even jokes
My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's hairline, even though his ears are so big and his face looks like a monkey... if they were white.
I wrote an essay today about Africa, and I FAILED even though I wrote a perfect rendition of the Hunger Games storyline.
Your mom is heavier than Mariah can even carry.
Your hairline goes so far back that even God said, "I learned about it in my days."
You're so ugly that even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.
So I told the officer, "I can't even walk when I'm sober."
Why do orphans look so ugly?
Because they have a face not even a mother could love.
My wife says sex is even better on holiday. I wish she didn’t tell me via email.
Your forehead is so big even Mega Mind knew you were smarter.
Wow, Gwen even said she loves TJ! She just did!
Prince, look at it. You are going to be crushed. It is in bored jokes and it has 65 comments, look there!
Chuck Norris is so immortal, even he killed Death.
I’d pound your mom so fast, even Sonic would get jealous!
Yo mama so ugly a rapist wouldn't even touch her with a barge pole.
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a PDF file!
Three blonde girls are on an island, and they are much too far away from land to swim. They find a genie on the island who offers them each one wish. The first girl says, "I wish I was smart enough to get off this island!" So the genie makes her a redheaded girl, she cuts down a tree, makes it into a boat, and proceeds to row off the island.
The next girl says, "I wish I was even smarter than her so I don't have to do so much manual labor!" So she turns into a brunette and makes a sailboat and lets the wind take her off the island.
The final girl says, "I wish I was smarter than both of them!" So she turns into a man and takes the bridge.
My short friend called me a scrub, even though he was the one below me.
My friend Liam has a hairline [if you can even call it a hairline] so bad it keeps going back for miles.
What did the kid who has no arms get for Christmas?
He couldn't even open it.
My grief counselor died. He was so good, I didn't even care.
Hey you, the person who's scrolling, I know you might have depression and some feel they can't talk to anyone about it, so in the comments please, if you need to talk to others, if you comment about it and say you need to talk to someone, I promise you that I will talk to you. You are not alone, and even though it seems it won't change and get better, it will, I promise.
Please no harsh comments toward each other.