Even jokes

People say that Pakistan is a terrorist nation...

Guys, it's not true, even Osama bin Laden lived there peacefully for 6 years.

So I told the officer, "I can't even walk when I'm sober."

Four men were asked if they could have something with their cousin for €500.

The first replied: "For 500€? Of course!"

The second said: "I'd do it for free!"

The third replied: "I would even give her 200€!"

The fourth replied: "With my ex? Never!"

You're so ugly that even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.

Your hairline goes so far back that even God said, "I learned about it in my days."

Your mom is heavier than Mariah can even carry.

Your forehead is so big even Mega Mind knew you were smarter.

Why do orphans look so ugly?

Because they have a face not even a mother could love.

Wow, Gwen even said she loves TJ! She just did!

Prince, look at it. You are going to be crushed. It is in bored jokes and it has 65 comments, look there!

Chuck Norris is so immortal, even he killed Death.

My wife says sex is even better on holiday. I wish she didn’t tell me via email.

Yo mama so ugly a rapist wouldn't even touch her with a barge pole.

My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a PDF file!

Three blonde girls are on an island, and they are much too far away from land to swim. They find a genie on the island who offers them each one wish. The first girl says, "I wish I was smart enough to get off this island!" So the genie makes her a redheaded girl, she cuts down a tree, makes it into a boat, and proceeds to row off the island.

The next girl says, "I wish I was even smarter than her so I don't have to do so much manual labor!" So she turns into a brunette and makes a sailboat and lets the wind take her off the island.

The final girl says, "I wish I was smarter than both of them!" So she turns into a man and takes the bridge.

My friend Liam has a hairline [if you can even call it a hairline] so bad it keeps going back for miles.

What did the kid who has no arms get for Christmas?

He couldn't even open it.

My short friend called me a scrub, even though he was the one below me.

My grief counselor died. He was so good, I didn't even care.

Hey you, the person who's scrolling, I know you might have depression and some feel they can't talk to anyone about it, so in the comments please, if you need to talk to others, if you comment about it and say you need to talk to someone, I promise you that I will talk to you. You are not alone, and even though it seems it won't change and get better, it will, I promise.

Please no harsh comments toward each other.

Men should provide their disobedient daughters with their own "milk" instead of letting them use the mother. That will teach those bitches some respect for men. It may even help them get laid later on in life.