Even jokes

What's even funnier than throwing a baby off a building?

Catching it with a pitchfork.

A cop pulls a guy over for suspected drunk driving. The cop opens the door and the driver falls out onto the asphalt. The cop says, "Holy shit, you're so drunk, you can't even walk!"

The drunk says, "No shit, that's why I took my car!"

Yo mama so poor, she can't even pay attention.

Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"