Child abortion is like tax evasion: the more you lose, the less problems you have.
How does a depressed couple say goodbye on the phone?
"No, you hang yourself first..."
Some of you need to go to church. I don't want you in hell with me.
I hope Stephen Hawking's an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-cart.
Kid: Mom, what’s dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Kid: But, Mom, I’m blind!
Mom: Exactly.
Why is it ok to smack an orphan?
What are they going to do? Tell their parents!
These days, dating life is hard. You put yourself out there, and it's hard to find someone. The only thing to do is turn to family.
What’s the best part of raping an 11 year old girl?
Killing the little bitch after you’ve finished with her.
If you're bored, pull a Technoblade, bully orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What weighs 70 pounds and doesn't like sex?
The 6-year-old in the trunk of my car.
Bill Cosby on rape: "But, I heard, 'my body, my choice.'"
Ok guys, I think we should stop being mean. That will tell their grandparents.
A virgin is what I called my daughter before I took that away from her.
How do you know you are blessed by God?
You don’t laugh at, make light of, or enjoy the evils and suffering people are inflicting on themselves and upon each other.
Why did the orphan get sent to the principal's office?
Because he punched dumbos like you people!
I don't get progressive leftists these days. They claim to be supporting BLM, but they aren't pro-life.
How do you help a starving cannibal?
You give him a hand!
A woman prayed to be a mother everyday for many years until she crossed a road without looking and got hit by a woman driver and died.
When she met God, she asked Him, "How come you didn't answer my prayers?"
God replied, "I did. I kept sending men to rape you, but you kept on choosing to destroy my creations by having an abortion."
I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and then give her blood so she can bleed more.
Why did Yoda go to jail for rape?
He doesn't get consent; he just uses the force.
