What to do when you're bored? Punch an orphan in the face. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Ethics Jokes
If you’re bored, go punch an orphan. What are the parents gonna do?
I killed 5 orphans and tried to sell their organs.
Nobody still wanted them.
In Denver, the members of a Sunday-school class were asked to set down their favorite biblical truths.
One youngster laboriously printed: “Do one to others as others do one to you.” —Lee Olson, The Denver Post
If you were driving when all of a sudden a young kid and an old man run right in front of you, what do you hit?
The brakes, you sick bastard.
What do you do after raping a deaf mute eight-year-old girl? Smash the little bitch's hands with a hammer so she can't tell her mum.
Abortion clinics are kind of like NAZI gas chambers. Less people come out than go in.
What's the similarities between dark humor and cancer?
It's funnier when kids get it.
"Hi, this is Pete's pizzeria and abortion clinic, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce."
We should stop the orphan jokes. The parents will get mad.
If a furry looks like an animal, sounds like animal, and acts like an animal, can I run over it with my car like an animal?
I dumped the dead, disabled person's body into a dumpster full of rats.
I'm gonna finally put a stop to the fucking drama. I saw people bullying other people for years; Gwen was not the only one. No longer will I put up with this. No longer will newcomers. For God's sake, just do jokes! Please! If you want to bully someone, do it in your family! You people don’t even know each other, but we're still going through this same fucking shit every fucking day! Just make jokes, people! That is why it’s called “Worst Jokes ever” not “Bully people forever.” So shut the hell up and get to joking! Jesus! The only reason why I came here was to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread hate and foolishness from people who don’t even know better things to do but to hate on stupid strangers from different parts of the fucking world!!!
“Addison, fuck off already, you're only 10 years old. What do you know?” I might be 10, but during my time here, the tragedies and horror I've experienced on this website have shaped me into someone more mature, able to share this wisdom. And if you're gonna laugh at me, spit in the face of me and my generous teachings, you will fall. I swear to God, I will make you wish you could never feel pain. But that would hurt me more than you. Please, stop the drama. That's all I ask. Together, we can make this website great again, like it once was.
If you’re having a bad day, just punch an orphan.
Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
My grandpa said my generation relies too much on technology.
Then I unplugged his life support. :)
What are a doctor's and a WWE fighter's ideas on child abuse?
Doctor's: Don't do it, it does not help. Mood behavior.
WWE fighters: If it can crawl, it can brawl.
What did the female rapist say at her hearing?
"Well that boy's dick was inside me and you know what you metoo people say, 'my body my choice.'"
If God didn’t mean for us to have sex with 11-year-old girls, why did he make them so sexy and so much physically weaker?
We need to stop making orphan jokes like this because they aren’t mean enough. We need more cruel jokes.
Every bad joke can become a good joke with a good delivery, but abortion jokes, they have no delivery.
