No means no, but if you use chloroform, it’s a guaranteed yes.
Why is it that when women decide to kill an unborn baby, it's a "CHOICE," but when I decide to drive my F-150 into a playground full of kids, it's called "MURDER"!
In History class, the teacher taught a lesson about serial killer Albert Fish. Back in the early 20th century, Fish reportedly kidnapped, ate, and raped over 100 kids. He mainly chose victims who were either retarded or black. Further on the lesson, the teacher explained how in those days, black people were socially not equal with white people, and how people with mental illness were not accepted and treated properly due to a lack of knowledge of mental health.
One of the students raised their hand and said, “You ought to be arrested.” The teacher confusedly asked, “Why?” The student explained, “Because you’re thinking like Albert Fish.”
If 80% of all suicides in the UK are males, and women want equality, then maybe they should just kill themselves.
Do you have dark humor?
Actually, never mind. I was going to tell you a joke about babies dying... but I decided to abort.
I decided to make a charity bungee jump for the local disabled. It's called "Spastics on Elastics."
Slavery has existed in the western world for 3 centuries, but in the Arab regions it has existed before and is still going on, so why don’t people talk about it?
Because it’s only bad when white people do it.
Killing someone is better than killing yourself.
So dark.
Many jokes about orphans.
God, this is the second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
I would slap you, but that would be animal abuse.
If a midget walks up to you and tells you your hair smells nice, is that sexual harassment?
Why shouldn’t you pick on a midget with learning difficulties?
... Because it’s not big and it’s not clever.
Some people think incest jokes are funny.
I just think it's all relative.
"_____ abortion clinic, you rape it, we scrape it.
_____ sperm bank, you spank it, we bank it."
Welcome to ____ pizzeria and abortion clinic where your loss is our sauce.
What is the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani primary school?
I don't know... I just fly the drone.
The bible says to love your neighbors as you love yourself.
So I treat everyone like garbage.
A priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink.
Hi, everyone. Serious question. Would it be illegal to decapitate a worm? Asking for a friend, he's so worried we're going to jail. I'm not. I'm fine. Please reply fast.
If a person shoots a person about to commit suicide, is it making it less painful, or is it murder?
