What did the female rapist say at her hearing?
"Well that boy's dick was inside me and you know what you metoo people say, 'my body my choice.'"
If God didn’t mean for us to have sex with 11-year-old girls, why did he make them so sexy and so much physically weaker?
We need to stop making orphan jokes like this because they aren’t mean enough. We need more cruel jokes.
Good Lord, any tips on how to kidnap children? I say, "Free candy," and they run.
I decided today that I was going to do something with my life, something amazing, and I decided to punch a homeless man.
Jimmy watched in horror as Alex told the suicidal man to do a flip.
Violence is never the answer:
It's the solution.
Here is a good joke: asking for consent before sex.
Why can't religious women be raped? Because they are taught to never say no!
How is abortion different from rape? Babies never consent to it.
I got sent to the principal's office for giving an orphan kid a family-size pack.
So if you are bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?🙄🙄
how to solve world hunger and over population?
Cannibalism.
Abortions = yeetis of the fetus.
Should I burn heaven?
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
A man went into a library and asked for a book on how to do suicide, and the librarian said, "Fuck off, you won't bring it back."
What's the difference between the righteous and a sinner?
You decide.
If raping someone is sexual harassment, then is raping a rapist inverted harassment?
Ya make 10 paintings, you aren't an artist.
Ya make 20 meals, you aren't a chef.
But when I kill ONE PERSON, I'm a "horrible person" and a "menace to society."
