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Jack and Jill wanted some pills.

So they went to the dealer; he saw they were kids and said, "Fuck this shit," then Jack rocked his ass and took all the good shit except birth control pills.

They told me throwing babies was bad, but guess what I did yesterday? I threw my baby cousin down the escalator.

There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.

She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."

Son said, "But I can't see."

Mom said, "That's the point."

My grandpa said this generation relies too much on tech, so I unplugged his life support.

Science experts say when you get mad, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

My grandfather said that ppl rely on technology too much these days, so I thought about what he said and decided to unplug his life support.

Person 1: How many people has Michael Jackson fingered?

Person 2: Dunno, what’s the minor population?

In the hospital, they need to keep the disabled patients' rooms cooler than the other patients' rooms.

Why?

They need to keep the vegetables cool and crisp.

I told a disabled kid to get in my van. Well, it’s been two years, and he still hasn’t gotten into the van.

There was a disabled kid at my door. He said, "I'm selling some cookies, want to buy one?" I said, "Well, if you stand up, sure."