Ethics jokes

Pro lifers: End abortion!!!

Pro lifers after school shooting: But not this abortion.

What do you call a fetus with Down syndrome? An abortion.

Abortion is beautiful.

I would give you a thrashing, but that would be animal abuse.

What's better than having unprotected sex? Getting an abortion.

Jack and Jill wanted some pills.

So they went to the dealer; he saw they were kids and said, "Fuck this shit," then Jack rocked his ass and took all the good shit except birth control pills.

I pushed a disabled kid over, and he came crawling back to me.

They told me throwing babies was bad, but guess what I did yesterday? I threw my baby cousin down the escalator.

Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.

She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."

Son said, "But I can't see."

Mom said, "That's the point."

My grandpa said this generation relies too much on tech, so I unplugged his life support.

Science experts say when you get mad, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?

If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

My grandfather said that ppl rely on technology too much these days, so I thought about what he said and decided to unplug his life support.

Why is it OK to hit an orphan?

Because they can’t tell their parents.

Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do: tell their parents?

Pro tip kids, you CAN hit an orphan because they can't cry to their parents!

Person 1: How many people has Michael Jackson fingered?

Person 2: Dunno, what’s the minor population?

In the hospital, they need to keep the disabled patients' rooms cooler than the other patients' rooms.

Why?

They need to keep the vegetables cool and crisp.