They told me throwing babies was bad, but guess what I did yesterday? I threw my baby cousin down the escalator.
Ethics Jokes
Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.
She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."
Son said, "But I can't see."
Mom said, "That's the point."
My grandpa said this generation relies too much on tech, so I unplugged his life support.
Science experts say when you get mad, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
My grandfather said that ppl rely on technology too much these days, so I thought about what he said and decided to unplug his life support.
Why is it OK to hit an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do: tell their parents?
Pro tip kids, you CAN hit an orphan because they can't cry to their parents!
Person 1: How many people has Michael Jackson fingered?
Person 2: Dunno, what’s the minor population?
In the hospital, they need to keep the disabled patients' rooms cooler than the other patients' rooms.
Why?
They need to keep the vegetables cool and crisp.
I told a disabled kid to get in my van. Well, it’s been two years, and he still hasn’t gotten into the van.
There was a disabled kid at my door. He said, "I'm selling some cookies, want to buy one?" I said, "Well, if you stand up, sure."
I bully orphans. What are they gonna do? Cry to their parents?
I heard China aborts 25% of female babies. That's a lot of dead 3-year-old gender-affirmed girls.
I have a better method of abortion than currently used. It's like a regular one, except you can get free food out of it... We're about to give baby-back ribs a whole new meaning.
If you’re ever bored, then go outside and punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell, their parents?
People go to places to see Harry Potter live, but you can just go to the abortion place and see something disappear.
