Ethics jokes

If you’re having a bad day, just punch an orphan.

Who are they going to tell? Their parents?

My grandpa said my generation relies too much on technology.

Then I unplugged his life support. :)

What are a doctor's and a WWE fighter's ideas on child abuse?

Doctor's: Don't do it, it does not help. Mood behavior.

WWE fighters: If it can crawl, it can brawl.

What did the female rapist say at her hearing?

"Well that boy's dick was inside me and you know what you metoo people say, 'my body my choice.'"

If God didn’t mean for us to have sex with 11-year-old girls, why did he make them so sexy and so much physically weaker?

We need to stop making orphan jokes like this because they aren’t mean enough. We need more cruel jokes.

Every bad joke can become a good joke with a good delivery, but abortion jokes, they have no delivery.

Why is it okay to hit an orphan?

It's not like they will tell their parents.

Good Lord, any tips on how to kidnap children? I say, "Free candy," and they run.

I decided today that I was going to do something with my life, something amazing, and I decided to punch a homeless man.

Jimmy watched in horror as Alex told the suicidal man to do a flip.

Violence is never the answer:

It's the solution.

Here is a good joke: asking for consent before sex.

If you are going to bully anyone, then bully an orphan, because what are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Why can't religious women be raped? Because they are taught to never say no!

How is abortion different from rape? Babies never consent to it.

I got sent to the principal's office for giving an orphan kid a family-size pack.

So if you are bored, punch an orphan.

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?🙄🙄

how to solve world hunger and over population?

Cannibalism.

Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?