Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like they will tell their parents.
Ethics Jokes
Good Lord, any tips on how to kidnap children? I say, "Free candy," and they run.
I decided today that I was going to do something with my life, something amazing, and I decided to punch a homeless man.
Jimmy watched in horror as Alex told the suicidal man to do a flip.
Violence is never the answer:
It's the solution.
Here is a good joke: asking for consent before sex.
If you are going to bully anyone, then bully an orphan, because what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why can't religious women be raped? Because they are taught to never say no!
How is abortion different from rape? Babies never consent to it.
I got sent to the principal's office for giving an orphan kid a family-size pack.
So if you are bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?🙄🙄
how to solve world hunger and over population?
Cannibalism.
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Abortions = yeetis of the fetus.
Should I burn heaven?
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
A man went into a library and asked for a book on how to do suicide, and the librarian said, "Fuck off, you won't bring it back."
What's the difference between the righteous and a sinner?
You decide.
If raping someone is sexual harassment, then is raping a rapist inverted harassment?
Ya make 10 paintings, you aren't an artist.
Ya make 20 meals, you aren't a chef.
But when I kill ONE PERSON, I'm a "horrible person" and a "menace to society."
