Error jokes

I went to self-checkout at a store and I scanned my products, but the scanner wouldn't scan the barcode on my arm.

Why did he die?

Because God made a mistake and pressed Ctrl+Z.

I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he rest in peace.

Sans: I like eating ketchup, don't believe me? It's ASRIEL as it gets!

UT Sans to UT pap: You FORGHETTIE the spaghetti!!!

Ink sans: umm lust? That's INKAPPROPRIATE!

Fell sans: I hate these double standards...if you burn a body at a crematorium you're doing "a good job," do it at home and your "destroying evidence."

Error sans: Every time you make a typo, the errorists win.

Windows could not connect to the Internet, would you like to search online for a solution to this problem?

"Your mom gay.exe" has started working.