Entomology jokes
What do you call a U.S. border hopper?
A Mexican jumping bean.
What's a rapper's favorite insect?
Rhy-mosquito.
If you ever thought you were gay, remember that cockroaches exist.
What's the smartest insect? A spelling bee!
Chicken on a stick with a macaroni tick.
My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets."
What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.
What do you get when you cross a turkey and a centipede?
Drumsticks for everyone!
What do you call an ant with so much power?
A ter-mite.
How do you get rid of butterflies in your stomach?
Stop eating caterpillars.
What’s the easiest way to make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail—it’ll be delighted!
Why was the ant so confused?
All of its uncles were ants.
What's the difference between a fly and a bird?
A bird can fly, but a fly cannot bird.
What is a wasp called?
A wannabe.
What kind of bug lives in a graveyard?
A zom-BEE.
How does a skeleton kill a bug?
They SOCKET!
What do you call a male ladybug?
Trans.
God creates a wasp :)
God: Okay, so make it reeeeally tiny. Like less than half a fly.
Angel: okay... a bug.
God: now give it's face a sword, but it has a hole so it's basically a mouth.
Angel: weird.. but okay...
God: and give it wings.
Angel: eh, not half bad Go-
God: NOW MAKE IT EAT THE BLOOD OF ALL LIVING ANIMALS AND HUMANS
Angel: *shook* o-okay
God: okay. Now make sure whenever a human is bit it feels the pain of a million suns burning it, making it scratch until it bleeds out.
Angel: . - .
God: and make sure it also transfers diseases through the species. Give 'em a taste 'o that! *evil grin*
Angel: *cries*
Angel: *whispers; I'm so sorry..*
How do you scare a bee?
Boo-bee!
Q. You know what really bugs me?
A. Insect puns.