Entomology Jokes

What do you call a U.S. border hopper?

A Mexican jumping bean.

What's the smartest insect? A spelling bee!

Chicken on a stick with a macaroni tick.

Why was the ant so confused?

All of its uncles were ants.

How do you scare a bee?

Boo-bee!

Q. You know what really bugs me?

A. Insect puns.