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Entertainment Jokes
What is the difference between a Walking Dead and you? He doesn't feel pain.
Imagine orphans watching Spiderman: No Way Home.
Why can't orphans go on game shows?
You need a family member.
Why is Viagra just like Disneyland?
It's a 1 hour wait for a 5 minute ride.
When Drake was making the song "Back to Back," he was referring to your hairline.
There's a disabled kid in my class, right? Oops, should've brought my Hot Wheels tracks.
Your dad went on America's Got Talent for "smoothest way to leave their child."
What’s an orphan’s favourite movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
I found this game, it's like flappy bird: https://terrorist.group/
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.
I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.
I was playing Fortnite with a kid, then I heard their emo sister in the background, and it sounded like they were playing Fortnite, too, with the pistol shot and all.
Why does an orphan like The Beatles? Because it's family friendly.
Why was the emo kid thrown out of the amusement park?
He kept cutting in line.
Why didn't Michael Jackson date 25 year olds?
Because there were only 20 of them.
Why wasn’t the orphan allowed on the game show?
The show was called "Family Feud."
What is an orphan's dad's job?
A magician because he makes himself disappear.
What is an emo kid's favorite game?
Hangman.
The worst joke is no joke ;)
What do you call someone who makes a joke about society?
The Joker.
