What do orphans and olden day actors have in common?
Both get food thrown at them some of the time.
What do you call a group of depressed people? The Suicide Squad.
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.
What were the Fortnite kid's last words? "I didn't know pumps are back in the game!"
Your momma is so ugly, the director thought she was a real zombie.
Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?
To get to the opera.
"Squid Game" doll be like: "Gugu la gu, your mom, my balls!"
Today is the day, time for more jokes!
Dad: We are giving your toys to the orphanage.
Kid: Why?
Dad: So you won't get bored.
What do Pac-Man and Olaf have in common?
They are both gay.
What is Puss In Boots' favorite boot brand?
CAT!
A handicapped person tells a good joke, but he can't be a stand up comedian.
To all those who say this is a joke, it isn't. It's a core of humor and magic. It's a part of humor we can keep. Like if you agree.
How do you make Olaf hard? You tickle his snowballs.
Hello people. I've seen your jokes are as immature as hell. Keep going with those jokes, people. We might earn the funniest jokes on this website.
Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.
Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.
And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.
I went to a disco at a seafood restaurant the other day...
... And pulled a mussel.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair going through a fire? Ghost Rider.
What is Gaten Matarazzo's favorite song?
"Dust in the Wind."
What do people ask on a Friday night?
"Hey, wanna go to the Barb?"
