What makes jokes because it's lonely and a complete and utter loser?
This guy, yep, this guy right here.
I was in Russia at a stand up comedy performance about someone making fun of Putin but the jokes were awful. The execution was nice though
What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
A high school pill party.
What sort of movies do cows like to watch?
Moosicals!
Once I was asked to perform snail jokes at a stand-up comedy night. I certainly snailed it because the crowd thought it was shellerious.
How does a train dance?
It bogies!
Good news, people! Michael Jackson is still alive. They found him hidden away in a goat pen with all the kids!
Why is Roblox so blocky? Because it "ro-block."
What does my uncle call a school?
A strip club.
let it go, LET IT GO! Blablablabla whatever the rest of the song says dun dun blablablabla my mom never bothered me anyway
I'm bored 😴 so thats why I sang in my wonderful voice for a few seconds and wasted ur time
Where do squirrels go for fun?
The acorn-ival.
Give me baby girl names for a pregnant YouTuber.
Doom is eternal.
Your forehead is so big, John Cena could wrestle on it.
What did Santa Claus bring Michael Jackson for Christmas? His elves! 😂😂😂
When there's no piñata at the party, but the emo kid just hung himself.
Why did Michael Jackson decide to sell the ranch?
Because it was over 10 years old.
What do you call a magician who has lost their magic?
Ian.
Did you hear about the magician who did magic with chocolate?
I heard he had loads of Twix up his sleeve.
Shrek and the Hulk became politicians.
And they created The Green Party.
