Entertainment jokes
An orphan comes up to me and says, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Yesterday, I was on a reality TV show where they locked me up with all those smelly monkeys from the Leger Zoo. It was complete madness.
One time I was playing a bongo at a Chinese restaurant.
But they were competing against a Cuban restaurant and killed me.
I was working at Fredbear’s, but then I got bite of ‘83’d.
I work at a movie studio.
Unfortunately, the team I was working with was useless.
The team:
Freddy: I'm coming for you >:)
Me: God, no, help!
*game notification pops up with very loud sound*
Only a true MHA fan would understand.
I just had the worst gig of my life! I told yo mama jokes at the orphanage.
It’s like Sonic always says, “If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?”
Best way of abortion?
Beyblade abortion.
LET IT R.I.P.
What’s the difference between life and a rape joke?
Life fucks you until you stop breathing; a rape joke fucks you until it’s not funny anymore.
Roses are red, violets are blue, if you play Fortnite, then R.I.P. you.
POV: You're sitting here waiting for a good joke. I wait, unfulfilled.
A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common?
They both say "Hello children!"
What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?
Vin Diesel has family.
The doctor said I would make it, but then Spider-Man came in holding a PS5.
I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day.
It was impossible to put down.
It has been rumored that Disney is developing a movie based on suicide. The title?
Finding Emo.
What’s an autistic person's favorite movie:
A Quiet Place?