Only a true MHA fan would understand.
Entertainment Jokes
I just had the worst gig of my life! I told yo mama jokes at the orphanage.
It’s like Sonic always says, “If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?”
Best way of abortion?
Beyblade abortion.
LET IT R.I.P.
What’s the difference between life and a rape joke?
Life fucks you until you stop breathing; a rape joke fucks you until it’s not funny anymore.
Roses are red, violets are blue, if you play Fortnite, then R.I.P. you.
POV: You're sitting here waiting for a good joke. I wait, unfulfilled.
A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common?
They both say "Hello children!"
What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?
Vin Diesel has family.
The doctor said I would make it, but then Spider-Man came in holding a PS5.
I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day.
It was impossible to put down.
It has been rumored that Disney is developing a movie based on suicide. The title?
Finding Emo.
What’s an autistic person's favorite movie:
A Quiet Place?
What do strippers and peanut butter have in common?
They both like oil.
So one time I was with my girlfriend, crazy, right? But we were doing a TikTok eye follow challenge, and she pulled up a pic of Gwen Stacy from Into the Spider-Verse, and I looked somewhere I shouldn’t have, and she smacked me, and I changed to the Rock, and you know where she looked? WTF, right in the no-no square, and since she was a girl, all I could do was sit back and watch.
What do you call a black person scuba diving? A black diver (an armor set from DeepWoken). Did anyone laugh at that, or?? Augh, I guess I'm alone.
What do you call a chubby Robert Pattinson? The Fatman.
What is an orphan's most hated TV shows?
"Family Guy" & "American Dad."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ruff ruff.
Ruff ruff who?
Let the dogs out.
