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Entertainment jokes

One time I was playing a bongo at a Chinese restaurant.

But they were competing against a Cuban restaurant and killed me.

It’s like Sonic always says, “If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?”

What’s the difference between life and a rape joke?

Life fucks you until you stop breathing; a rape joke fucks you until it’s not funny anymore.

A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."

What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common?

They both say "Hello children!"

The doctor said I would make it, but then Spider-Man came in holding a PS5.

I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day.

It was impossible to put down.

So one time I was with my girlfriend, crazy, right? But we were doing a TikTok eye follow challenge, and she pulled up a pic of Gwen Stacy from Into the Spider-Verse, and I looked somewhere I shouldn’t have, and she smacked me, and I changed to the Rock, and you know where she looked? WTF, right in the no-no square, and since she was a girl, all I could do was sit back and watch.