Your mom is so ugly when she tried to enter the ugly contest, they said they don't allow professionals.
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo mama's so fat, when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show, I waited, and when she finally passed by, Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Peacock.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"No Way Home."
What does Michael say when he laughs? He he.
During a phone call:
"Hey, is Michael Jackson in Miami with his manager?"
"Actually, he's off to Tampa with the kids."
What's a Ninja's worst fear?
Garmadon actually winning.
What does a roller coaster and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids ride for free.
So this dude comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network.
The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still can't cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still can't f*ck."
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming."
Peter Griffin's chin.
Should I mention how much it looks like a penis?
I’m in a wheelchair and I can do stand-up comedy, oh wait...
Git is going to let Bill Cosby out of jail. Oh wait, he watched Little Bill.
My girlfriend left a note on the TV saying, "This isn't working!" I don't know what she's talking about, the TV works perfectly fine.
What is your favorite amendment? A rapper.
Yo momma is so stupid, she saw an anime and started eating a live rabbit, and thought she would get powers!
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One is dangerous for kids if put on their face, the other one is used to carry groceries.
Q: What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?
A: Alien vs. Predator.
What is a Mexicans favorite move in a video game? Wall jumping
Like if you listen to Kidd G.
Comment if you listen to Polo G.
Share if you listen to NBA Youngboy.
Do all if you listen to all of them and you all of them if Kobe Bryant is a legend.
