Entertainment jokes
So one time I was with my girlfriend, crazy, right? But we were doing a TikTok eye follow challenge, and she pulled up a pic of Gwen Stacy from Into the Spider-Verse, and I looked somewhere I shouldn’t have, and she smacked me, and I changed to the Rock, and you know where she looked? WTF, right in the no-no square, and since she was a girl, all I could do was sit back and watch.
What do you call a black person scuba diving? A black diver (an armor set from DeepWoken). Did anyone laugh at that, or?? Augh, I guess I'm alone.
What do you call a chubby Robert Pattinson? The Fatman.
What is an orphan's most hated TV shows?
"Family Guy" & "American Dad."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ruff ruff.
Ruff ruff who?
Let the dogs out.
Yo mama so fat that she walked in front of the TV, and I missed a whole episode of iCarly.
Yo mama's so poor that she only watches Frozen to hear Elsa sing "Let It Go."
The inspiration for Chuck Norris to be in Walker, Texas Ranger is by decoding each of the letters in the title.
Walker, Texas Ranger = Wrangler, Karate, Sex!
I was watching The Conjuring with an emo person. She said she likes the part where the girl was hanging. I said, "Why? Because you wish it were you?"
What do you call a terrorist at a cinema?
A box office bomb.
They should bring Michael Jackson back from the dead so he can star in the Peter Pan horror movie.
Yo mama so ugly that when she watches "The Outsiders," they become "The Insiders."
Yo mama so hot that even Sodapop Curtis flirts with her.
What show do orphans relate to? I'm going with "The Hunger Games."
I’d like to take you to the movies, but unfortunately, they don’t let you bring your own snacks.
What's the difference between an orphan and Spider-Man?
There's no way home.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To go to the Mooovies.
What is the difference between Juice Wrld and an orphan?
One is loved by all.
What's the difference between red wings and old cassette tape players?
One eats tape while the other eats pussy.
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