Yo mama so fat that she walked in front of the TV, and I missed a whole episode of iCarly.
Entertainment Jokes
Yo mama's so poor that she only watches Frozen to hear Elsa sing "Let It Go."
The inspiration for Chuck Norris to be in Walker, Texas Ranger is by decoding each of the letters in the title.
Walker, Texas Ranger = Wrangler, Karate, Sex!
I was watching The Conjuring with an emo person. She said she likes the part where the girl was hanging. I said, "Why? Because you wish it were you?"
What do you call a terrorist at a cinema?
A box office bomb.
They should bring Michael Jackson back from the dead so he can star in the Peter Pan horror movie.
Yo mama so ugly that when she watches "The Outsiders," they become "The Insiders."
Yo mama so hot that even Sodapop Curtis flirts with her.
What show do orphans relate to? I'm going with "The Hunger Games."
I’d like to take you to the movies, but unfortunately, they don’t let you bring your own snacks.
What's the difference between an orphan and Spider-Man?
There's no way home.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To go to the Mooovies.
What is the difference between Juice Wrld and an orphan?
One is loved by all.
What's the difference between red wings and old cassette tape players?
One eats tape while the other eats pussy.
This is how I got [redacted]
Look, Bono is a great guy, but shopping with him is a pain, because he still hasn't found what he is looking for.
What did one orphan say to another orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
(DOORS)
What door is the first door that opens for you?
The elevator to go to the game.
Your hairline goes so far back it looks like Will Smith slapped it.
What is the difference between an orphan and a TV?
One has more channels.
