Did you hear that Ted Nugent had a beer thrown at him at one of his shows?
Answer: He was okay. It was a draft, so he dodged it easily!
We see the movie Aladdin, and Abu steals more than Aladdin. I’m surprised that Abu hasn’t gotten killed yet.
Who's white and has a big penis? Michael Jackson.
What is a boxer's favorite part of a joke? The punchline.
Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.
When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
Why did Justin Bieber start playing hide and seek with his fans?
Because they keepped.
Chuck Norris can toss Jupiter at the Sun with his bare hands.
And he still cannot win a fighting match against Bruce Lee.
Advice to the Clown telling all of the "Orphan Jokes":
If it's NOT "Funny", then DON'T POST IT!
A magician walks up to a girl and asks her to feel the rabbit in the magician's hat.
The magician asks the girl to rub the rabbit. The girl notices the rabbit sticks up and drools; the hat was covering the hips.
Your hairline is so bad even Ariana Grande stopped singing because of it.
I like strippers on me.
What are emos' favorite TV show theme song?
Beyblade, Beyblade, let it rip!
Jomama so dumb, she brung a spoon to the Super Bowl.
I went to visit my friend who is a stand up comedian and I asked him, "Why do you have so much art supplies, clothing fabrics, and building supplies in your basement?"
He responded with, "I don't know what it is people think I need it all for, but almost every time I perform, people tell me I need new material!"
"Lord of the Rings" is about a group of white Americans taking nine hours to return jewelry.
My friend: Hey, I got 15 kills!
Me: I got 60 kills!
My friend: I didn't know you played Call of Duty!
Me: What's Call of Duty?
While I was waiting for your mum to waddle past, I missed a whole season of my TV show!
Do you remember what Bruce Willis' last movies were?
Neither does he.
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