Entertainment jokes
What if little Johnny was doing drugs?
"Johnny, Johnny?"
"Yes, Papa?"
"Eating sugar?"
"No, Papa..."
Last night I was watching a Scotland Christmas movie...
And the part when Mary tells Joseph that she is pregnant, Joseph was surprised, and he exclaimed, "Jesus Christ!!!" I immediately stopped watching and changed the channel.
What do call six gay men going in a war?
Rainbow Six Siege.
What's red and shaped like a bucket?
Trisha Paytas
Why couldn't the cowboy go to the rodeo?
He forgot his calves!
Doin' (DYM 34).
Perfect dinner joke.
Did you hear about the new movie, "Constipated?"
It hasn’t come out yet.
Have you seen the new movie Constipation?
You haven't?
That's because it hasn't come out yet.
Don’t stop orphan jokes. They’re funny, and people are just mad that they don’t understand the jokes because they're too STUUUPID.
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What did Michael Jackson say to the kid sitting on his lap?
"Just beat it."
Stop! Stop the orphan jokers!
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What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Orphan jokes are funny to explore, especially with the family.
What TV shows do orphans not like?
"Family Guy."
I see you guys have SANS-ational jokes!
I see, you guys jokers are SANS-ational!
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
A girl with no arms and one leg goes to her mother and asks: "Mom, next year for the carnival, can I dress up as a princess?"
The mother replies: "Why? Didn't you like the ice lolly dress from last year?"