Entertainment jokes

What is an orphan's favorite movie? Spider-Man: Homecoming.

What's an orphan's favorite movie? "Going Home."

Doin (DYM 45)

Why did LazarBeam kiss a man?

Because he couldn't kiss Fresh; he was already gay.

What show do orphans hate?

"American Dad."

What do you call six gay men at war? Rainbow Six Siege.

Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.

Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.

Book on Michael Jackson: Issued black; returned white.

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(Non-edgy joke.)

I have a fish that can break dance. Only for about 20 seconds, and only once.

Doin (DYM 41).

Who is funnier, me or Gwen?

John Toberty is not funny.

John is not funny.

What if little Johnny was doing drugs?

"Johnny, Johnny?"

"Yes, Papa?"

"Eating sugar?"

"No, Papa..."

Last night I was watching a Scotland Christmas movie...

And the part when Mary tells Joseph that she is pregnant, Joseph was surprised, and he exclaimed, "Jesus Christ!!!" I immediately stopped watching and changed the channel.

What do call six gay men going in a war?

Rainbow Six Siege.

What's red and shaped like a bucket?

Trisha Paytas