Entertainment jokes
Who is Santa's favorite singer?
Elf-is Presley.
Your Friend: Bro, I'm having a movie sleepover tonight. I've invited 17 people, wanna come?
You: Yeah, but why so many people?
Your Friend: Because the DVD says only 18+ viewers.
You: Dude!!!!
Person 1: Wasn’t Stephen Hawking on X Factor?
Person 2: No, why would he be on X Factor?
Person 1: For dancing.
Did you hear about the new Pixar movie? It's about cancer patients. It's called "Finding Kemo."
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? "Going Home."
Doin (DYM 45)
Why did LazarBeam kiss a man?
Because he couldn't kiss Fresh; he was already gay.
What show do orphans hate?
"American Dad."
What do you call six gay men at war? Rainbow Six Siege.
Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.
Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.
Book on Michael Jackson: Issued black; returned white.
Hello, I am School Shooter Memes. For the last month I made School Shooter Jokes on the site, so now I want you guys to vote for the best one. It will be in a quarterfinal format with the 8 of them being the most liked. I will link all of the polls in the comments so make sure to vote for your favourite joke.
(Non-edgy joke.)
I have a fish that can break dance. Only for about 20 seconds, and only once.
Doin (DYM 41).
Who is funnier, me or Gwen?
John Toberty is not funny.
John is not funny.