When Ariana Grande walked into the church, she said, "GOD IS A WOMAN!"
Entertainment Jokes
"We got a number one victory royale, yeah Fortnite we boutta get down! Get down! Ten kills on the board right now, just wiped out tomato town! My friend's gone down, I revived him now we're heading southbound! Now we're in the pleasant park street, look at the map, go to the marked sheet!"
Does anyone know the song that goes like:
Nananana na na na, nananana na na na, nananana na, na na, na, na na na?
"AOT is mid."
What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing to do on guitar?
Fingering A minor.
How sexy is Ariana Grande?
"Racecar" spelled backwards is "racecar," but "racecar" sideways is how Paul Walker died.
What do you call Nicki Minaj covered in glue?
Sticky Minaj.
Jokes for the family to enjoy.
I just watched a documentary on marijuana. I think all documentaries should be watched this way.
I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single.
Do you know what you call a bunch of depressed kids?
"Suicide Squad!"
Who is Santa's favorite singer?
Elf-is Presley.
Your Friend: Bro, I'm having a movie sleepover tonight. I've invited 17 people, wanna come?
You: Yeah, but why so many people?
Your Friend: Because the DVD says only 18+ viewers.
You: Dude!!!!
Person 1: Wasn’t Stephen Hawking on X Factor?
Person 2: No, why would he be on X Factor?
Person 1: For dancing.
Did you hear about the new Pixar movie? It's about cancer patients. It's called "Finding Kemo."
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? "Going Home."
Doin (DYM 45)
Why did LazarBeam kiss a man?
Because he couldn't kiss Fresh; he was already gay.
