Why does Waldo wear stripes?
'Cause he doesn't want to be spotted.
What's your favorite Fortnite location? Mine is Tilted Toers. 😂
Will someone play Roblox Adopt Me with me?
What's a cow's favorite thing?
A mooooovie.
What is a cat's favorite Queen song... Don't stop meow.
We are having a sleepover and we are being as quiet as possible.
Addison: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, THOSE ARE GREAT JOKES!!!
Layne: IKR
Mom: SHUT UP, YOUR BROTHER IS TRYING TO SLEEP.
Addison: ok fine.
Layne: Look at this joke.
Addison: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
*Addison and Layne continue laughing really loudly*
Have you ever met a kid who’s so fat that they can’t even be accepted to “My 600lb Life”? They need a higher-ranking one!
Knock knock. Hwoo's there? Far from home. Hwoo's far from home? Spider-Man.
My family is like Donkey Kong: a real pain in the ass.
What do Will from "Stranger Things" and the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air have in common? They're both named Will, and their lives both got flipped, turned upside down.
Did you know Stephen Hawking died in a game? The game was Happy Wheels.
Why did Michael Jackson name his kid Blanket?
What would you call a cover for your cock?
Mozart doesn't care if Bach is better than him; at least he puts a lot of emotion [into his music and] he makes people happy.
What is the similarity between an anti-joke and a clown? Neither are funny.
Why is a deck of cards similar to a miniature pony?
They are both jokers.
Jeff, did you hear they're making a film about Jimmy Savile? It’s a very touchy subject.
Yeah, I did, Gary, but did you hear the reviews on the Bill Cosby film? People said it was so boring it put them to sleep.
Sub to KYMBO or you are gay.
What does this joke and half a deck of cards have in common?
You can't even deal with it!
A clown held a door open for me. I thought it was a nice jester.
What is Riley Brown's favorite game? Tipping over people in wheelchairs.
