Many were curious about how methane ended up on Mars. I'm pretty sure it was because of Uranus.
What's the difference between China and New York City?
In China, the Asians ride ON the trains. In New York City, they usually end up riding UNDER them.
This 15 year old girl wanted a cross on her room with a long nail on the end over her bed unfortunately it killed her dad because it fell off the wall
(Do you get the joke)
(Her dad was on her and it fell and killed him)
How do you know all suicide bombers self identify as being old? They are all boomers in the end
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I had an animal pun contest today. He started off by saying something-I don’t remember. Then I replied TOUCAN play that game. He went silent and my other friend barged in and said, “Don’t you thick he’s CHICKENing out?” I said, “yeah, just stop HORSING around!” He came back with one and I ended it by saying, “Ok, lets MOOOOOve on cow[now]” Welp that’s it.
What did the angler say to his students at the end of his fishing class?
Catch you later!
What do call a stick with a string on the end of it...
A fshingpole
Man you hairline is so bad it started from the beginning of the months to the end
I was playing hide and seek at work the other day unfortunately it ended me in hospital tho icu
what do cg artists and porn stars have in common? they both Composite (cum pose it) at the end
how do you end arguement with an emo, kick the chair
I’m going to reenact the ending of Saw (2004), except I won’t stand up and shut the door.
These jokes have a good build up, but in the end they all come crashing down
What starts with F and ends with CK firetruck
basketballs are bigger then end
Roads be so rough in Oklahoma, I saw a high lifted truck get ended riding lower than a hot wheels car
If iI don't get a bf by the end of this month, Christmas lights wont be the only thing hanging from the roof
A boy tried to give a tree a high-five but instead, he ended up hanging
what kind of streets do ghosts haunt? - Dead ends
