Say what you want about hitler, but in the end he did kill hitler
What we find At the end of every rainbow? ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️
The letter W
Twinkle, twinkle, there’s a car Coming like a shooting star.
I will stand in the way. I will not be seen again. Are you happy I am dead? Now you made it to the end.
What is the difference between an orphan and a mailman?
The mailman goes home at the end of the day.
Motherhood is a fairytale in reverse. You start in a beautiful gown and end up cleaning everyone's messes.
What begins with F and ends with CK?
Fuck, I mean fire truck.
Many were curious about how methane ended up on Mars.
I'm pretty sure it was because of Uranus.
How do you know all suicide bombers self-identify as being old?
They are all boomers in the end.
This 15-year-old girl wanted a cross on her room with a long nail on the end over her bed. Unfortunately, it killed her dad because it fell off the wall.
(Do you get the joke?)
(Her dad was on her, and it fell and killed him.)
What's the difference between China and New York City?
In China, the Asians ride ON the trains. In New York City, they usually end up riding UNDER them.
Kate: Can we have a threesome?
Trevor: Sure.
The lights go off and Trevor starts doing what he's supposed to be doing, and then he feels something going up his back end. He goes to punch the person behind him, but then he turns on the light, and it was Kate behind him, and he's been fucking the guy the whole time.
I had an animal pun contest today. He started off by saying something. I don’t remember.
Then I replied, “TOUCAN play that game.” He went silent, and my other friend barged in and said, “Don’t you think he’s CHICKENing out?” I said, “Yeah, just stop HORSING around!” He came back with one, and I ended it by saying, “Ok, let’s MOOOOOve on cow.”
Welp, that’s it.
I am a dead baby -end joke-
why does Adolf hate golf?
He ended up in the bunker
COVID is like fashion...
We started hearing about it in Italy...
Became popular in LA and NYC...
Florida ignored it...
And it was all made in China in the end.
What did the angler say to his students at the end of his fishing class?
Catch you later!
What do you call a stick with a string on the end of it?
A fishing pole.
SCP-173 has breached containment. This is not a joke. Multiple Keter class SCPs have breached containment. This is an XK class event. Evacuate the Earth and solar system. The world is ending!
What’s a foot on one end, a foot on the other end, and a foot in the middle?
A meter stick.
If I don't get a bf by the end of this month, Christmas lights won't be the only thing hanging from the roof.
