End

End jokes

Road

Roads be so rough in Oklahoma, I saw a high lifted truck get ended riding lower than a Hot Wheels car.

Suicide

I’m going to reenact the ending of Saw (2004), except I won’t stand up and shut the door.

Memes

Foot

What’s a foot on one end, a foot on the other end, and a foot in the middle?

A meter stick.

Scp

SCP-173 has breached containment. This is not a joke. Multiple Keter class SCPs have breached containment. This is an XK class event. Evacuate the Earth and solar system. The world is ending!

Word

What word starts with n and ends with r and you wouldn’t wanna call a Black person?

You really thought n****r, didn't you?

Relationship

My last relationship ended because I didn’t open the car door for her. Instead, I just went to the top of the water.

Marriage

How is a marriage like a hurricane?

In the beginning, there’s a lot of sucking and blowing, but at the end, you lose your house.

Covid

COVID is like fashion...

We started hearing about it in Italy...

Became popular in LA and NYC...

Florida ignored it...

And it was all made in China in the end.

Angler

What did the angler say to his students at the end of his fishing class?

Catch you later!

Stick

What do you call a stick with a string on the end of it?

A fishing pole.

Hive

I saw a girl at my job and we ended up fucking, then the test came back and I have hives from my sister.

Firefighter

A chemical store burned down, and the firefighter just stood there, but at the end, the store fire just went out by itself. But the store owner still got angry.

Store owner: Why didn't you take out the fire?

Firefighter: Yeah, but it went out by itself.

Store owner: But still, why?

Firefighter: Your chemical store sells H20.

Store owner: Oh, I get it now!