End jokes
This 15-year-old girl wanted a cross on her room with a long nail on the end over her bed. Unfortunately, it killed her dad because it fell off the wall.
(Do you get the joke?)
(Her dad was on her, and it fell and killed him.)
What does a bungee jumper and a homosexual have in common?
When the rubber snaps, they both end up in the shit! 💩
Kate: Can we have a threesome?
Trevor: Sure.
The lights go off and Trevor starts doing what he's supposed to be doing, and then he feels something going up his back end. He goes to punch the person behind him, but then he turns on the light, and it was Kate behind him, and he's been fucking the guy the whole time.
I had an animal pun contest today. He started off by saying something. I don’t remember.
Then I replied, “TOUCAN play that game.” He went silent, and my other friend barged in and said, “Don’t you think he’s CHICKENing out?” I said, “Yeah, just stop HORSING around!” He came back with one, and I ended it by saying, “Ok, let’s MOOOOOve on cow.”
Welp, that’s it.
If I don't get a bf by the end of this month, Christmas lights won't be the only thing hanging from the roof.
I saw a girl at my job and we ended up fucking, then the test came back and I have hives from my sister.
SCP-173 has breached containment. This is not a joke. Multiple Keter class SCPs have breached containment. This is an XK class event. Evacuate the Earth and solar system. The world is ending!
What starts with F and ends with CK?
Firetruck.
These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.
How do you end an argument with an emo? Kick the chair.
I’m going to reenact the ending of Saw (2004), except I won’t stand up and shut the door.
A boy tried to give a tree a high-five, but instead, he ended up hanging.
What kind of streets do ghosts haunt?
Dead ends.
Basketballs are bigger than end.
Roads be so rough in Oklahoma, I saw a high lifted truck get ended riding lower than a Hot Wheels car.
Where do all orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
What’s a foot on one end, a foot on the other end, and a foot in the middle?
A meter stick.
What did the angler say to his students at the end of his fishing class?
Catch you later!
I am a dead baby. -end joke-
How is a marriage like a hurricane?
In the beginning, there’s a lot of sucking and blowing, but at the end, you lose your house.