End jokes

I’m going to reenact the ending of Saw (2004), except I won’t stand up and shut the door.

Where do all orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.

I saw a girl at my job and we ended up fucking, then the test came back and I have hives from my sister.

These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.

What starts with F and ends with CK?

Firetruck.

How do you end an argument with an emo? Kick the chair.

If I don't get a bf by the end of this month, Christmas lights won't be the only thing hanging from the roof.

A boy tried to give a tree a high-five, but instead, he ended up hanging.

What kind of streets do ghosts haunt?

Dead ends.

Basketballs are bigger than end.

Roads be so rough in Oklahoma, I saw a high lifted truck get ended riding lower than a Hot Wheels car.

What’s a foot on one end, a foot on the other end, and a foot in the middle?

A meter stick.

SCP-173 has breached containment. This is not a joke. Multiple Keter class SCPs have breached containment. This is an XK class event. Evacuate the Earth and solar system. The world is ending!

I am a dead baby. -end joke-

What did the angler say to his students at the end of his fishing class?

Catch you later!

What do you call a stick with a string on the end of it?

A fishing pole.

How is a marriage like a hurricane?

In the beginning, there’s a lot of sucking and blowing, but at the end, you lose your house.

COVID is like fashion...

We started hearing about it in Italy...

Became popular in LA and NYC...

Florida ignored it...

And it was all made in China in the end.

What word starts with n and ends with r and you wouldn’t wanna call a Black person?

You really thought n****r, didn't you?

A chemical store burned down, and the firefighter just stood there, but at the end, the store fire just went out by itself. But the store owner still got angry.

Store owner: Why didn't you take out the fire?

Firefighter: Yeah, but it went out by itself.

Store owner: But still, why?

Firefighter: Your chemical store sells H20.

Store owner: Oh, I get it now!