End jokes

Kate: Can we have a threesome?

Trevor: Sure.

The lights go off and Trevor starts doing what he's supposed to be doing, and then he feels something going up his back end. He goes to punch the person behind him, but then he turns on the light, and it was Kate behind him, and he's been fucking the guy the whole time.

I had an animal pun contest today. He started off by saying something. I don’t remember.

Then I replied, “TOUCAN play that game.” He went silent, and my other friend barged in and said, “Don’t you think he’s CHICKENing out?” I said, “Yeah, just stop HORSING around!” He came back with one, and I ended it by saying, “Ok, let’s MOOOOOve on cow.”

Welp, that’s it.

How do you end an argument with an emo? Kick the chair.

These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.

What starts with F and ends with CK?

Firetruck.

I saw a girl at my job and we ended up fucking, then the test came back and I have hives from my sister.

If I don't get a bf by the end of this month, Christmas lights won't be the only thing hanging from the roof.

Where do all orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.

Why does Adolf hate golf?

He ended up in the bunker.

Man, your hairline is so bad it started from the beginning of the month to the end!

I was playing hide and seek at work the other day. Unfortunately, it ended with me in the hospital, though; ICU.

What word starts with n and ends with r and you wouldn’t wanna call a Black person?

You really thought n****r, didn't you?

How is a marriage like a hurricane?

In the beginning, there’s a lot of sucking and blowing, but at the end, you lose your house.

My last relationship ended because I didn’t open the car door for her. Instead, I just went to the top of the water.

A boy tried to give a tree a high-five, but instead, he ended up hanging.

What kind of streets do ghosts haunt?

Dead ends.

Roads be so rough in Oklahoma, I saw a high lifted truck get ended riding lower than a Hot Wheels car.

Basketballs are bigger than end.

I’m going to reenact the ending of Saw (2004), except I won’t stand up and shut the door.

What’s a foot on one end, a foot on the other end, and a foot in the middle?

A meter stick.