End jokes

What kind of streets do ghosts haunt?

Dead ends.

Basketballs are bigger than end.

I’m going to reenact the ending of Saw (2004), except I won’t stand up and shut the door.

How do you end an argument with an emo? Kick the chair.

These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.

What starts with F and ends with CK?

Firetruck.

What’s a foot on one end, a foot on the other end, and a foot in the middle?

A meter stick.

SCP-173 has breached containment. This is not a joke. Multiple Keter class SCPs have breached containment. This is an XK class event. Evacuate the Earth and solar system. The world is ending!

I am a dead baby. -end joke-

What word starts with n and ends with r and you wouldn’t wanna call a Black person?

You really thought n****r, didn't you?

My last relationship ended because I didn’t open the car door for her. Instead, I just went to the top of the water.

How is a marriage like a hurricane?

In the beginning, there’s a lot of sucking and blowing, but at the end, you lose your house.

COVID is like fashion...

We started hearing about it in Italy...

Became popular in LA and NYC...

Florida ignored it...

And it was all made in China in the end.

Why does Adolf hate golf?

He ended up in the bunker.

What did the angler say to his students at the end of his fishing class?

Catch you later!

What do you call a stick with a string on the end of it?

A fishing pole.

I saw a girl at my job and we ended up fucking, then the test came back and I have hives from my sister.

A chemical store burned down, and the firefighter just stood there, but at the end, the store fire just went out by itself. But the store owner still got angry.

Store owner: Why didn't you take out the fire?

Firefighter: Yeah, but it went out by itself.

Store owner: But still, why?

Firefighter: Your chemical store sells H20.

Store owner: Oh, I get it now!

Also gehen Addison, Gwen und Bradley alle in eine Bar. Dann schreien sie alle an, sie sollen aufhören, Bier zu trinken, weil sie es nicht mögen. Dann schreien sie den Barkeeper an und sagen, er solle das Bier nicht verkaufen, weil sie es nicht mögen. Die Kunden lachen sie als Paviane aus.

Was machen Addison, Gwen und Bradley? Sie kommen auf diese Seite und argumentieren, dass Witze zu gemein sind, und weil sie sie nicht mögen, stoppen sie jeden, der sie als WITZ macht. Das Ende.

Sell PC.

Go to Croatia.

Try to fly to the US to meet female.

US won't let me in.

End up in Norway.

Female leaves me.

Female gets arrested by feds.

Feds read all my messages and see my dick pics.

Just another day in the defib life.