End jokes

Why does Adolf hate golf?

He ended up in the bunker.

My last relationship ended because I didn’t open the car door for her. Instead, I just went to the top of the water.

I was playing hide and seek at work the other day. Unfortunately, it ended with me in the hospital, though; ICU.

I’m going to reenact the ending of Saw (2004), except I won’t stand up and shut the door.

Where do all orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.

I saw a girl at my job and we ended up fucking, then the test came back and I have hives from my sister.

These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.

What starts with F and ends with CK?

Firetruck.

How do you end an argument with an emo? Kick the chair.

If I don't get a bf by the end of this month, Christmas lights won't be the only thing hanging from the roof.

A boy tried to give a tree a high-five, but instead, he ended up hanging.

What kind of streets do ghosts haunt?

Dead ends.

Basketballs are bigger than end.

Roads be so rough in Oklahoma, I saw a high lifted truck get ended riding lower than a Hot Wheels car.

What’s a foot on one end, a foot on the other end, and a foot in the middle?

A meter stick.

SCP-173 has breached containment. This is not a joke. Multiple Keter class SCPs have breached containment. This is an XK class event. Evacuate the Earth and solar system. The world is ending!

I am a dead baby. -end joke-

What did the angler say to his students at the end of his fishing class?

Catch you later!

What do you call a stick with a string on the end of it?

A fishing pole.

How is a marriage like a hurricane?

In the beginning, there’s a lot of sucking and blowing, but at the end, you lose your house.