One day a man buys a rope to commit suicide, but his friend stops him.
They go to a school with lots of happy kids. The guy feels better after a mag.
Emotion Jokes
What is the difference between hungry and horny?
The cucumber goes to different places.
It's better being depressed and suicidal than being happy, know why? Happiness never lasts forever.
If you wanna really know how to get under my skin, give me a razor and maybe we'll talk ;)
I bought my son a trampoline for his birthday, the ungrateful fucker just sat in his wheelchair and cried.
You hear that? That’s the sound of me not caring.
Nobody: Aww, that's so sad!
Me: Just like me.
What did the tree say to the depressed kid?
"Stop hanging around."
I cried when my dad cut onions. Onions was such a good dog.
Like if depressed.
School shooting: Happens.
Foreign Exchange Student: Starts sobbing under desk.
American Student: "First time?"
What’s it called when you give an emo some rope as a present?
Murder.
Why is jelly laughing a lot?
Because his friend goes nuts!
What do you say to an upset German?
Quit being such a sauerkraut!
Q: What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A: A piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes.
There was this emo kid giving a high five to a tree... but the tree left them hanging :)
In preschool, I confessed my love to my crush, and she rejected me. As heartbroken as I was, I sucked it up and went back to teaching.
My parents found my YT channel. I hate myself now, and I'm emotional.
SELF HARM
My heart says to stop because it hurts.
Bro, chill. It's really not that deep.
I know this place may be cruel, but hang in there!
