Looks like depression got the best of me! Don’t worry I’m already going under.
What school 🏫 did we say was today what did the snow ❄️ I love 💕
What do you call a sandwich 🥪 full of envy?
Peanut Butter n Jealousy! 😂
Why can't all guys be more like Kenny? He doesn't get all upset when his mom isn't in the mood.
Someone kills a emotionally weak person by hard words and bullying. No one will suspect the killer was, anyone who took part.
Why does the heart ♥️ listen to music 🎶 a lot? Because it loves feeling the beat.
Being sad is my only happiness
What is a cup called when they show a ton of emotions???
Answer: Expresso!!! (KILL MEH)
Mozart doesn't care if bach is the better than him at least he puts a lot of emotion he make's people happy
Three guys are stranded with cannibals on an island. The cannibals said "Each one of you come back with 10 pieces of fruit and shove them up your butt showing no emotion". The first guy came back with 10 apples and by the second one he started to grunt so he was killed and eaten. The second one came back with cherries and when he went to put the 10th one in he started to laugh so he was killed and eaten. The two guys met in heaven and the first guy said" dude you were so close what happened?" The second one said" I would have made it but I saw the third guy come back with 10 pineapples!!"😝😝🤣🤣
Is Depression an emotion or a state of mind? I call it a lifestyle
When I trying to eat, but I hurt my feet. When I using a hoe, but I hurt my toe. When I going to a doctor, but then I get trolled. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
When I using a copper, but I enveloped by a hopper. When I trying to draw someone, but it ended up with a punishment. When I spit on a bunny, it jumps right on me. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
When I growing older, someone called me a slacker. When I was 33, I bumped into a tree. When I getting angry, people calls me crazy lady. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
What do you do when your sister askes you “why are you sad” Reply back with “Because you were born”
The wedding was so emotional, Even the cake was in tiers.
My friend’s mother was never a font of sympathy, but always the one to see beyond the darkness. Upon learning about her daughter’s cancer diagnosis she said, “Well honey, at least you’ll lose some weight!"
love is like a fart if you have to force it, it's probably shit.
I congratulated my friend and losing all that baby weight she started crying told me I should make them for miscarriage like that......
So my dad was drinking so he was drunk and I was sad 😢 but can you be my friend pls
A horse a fox and a bunny join together and make a rock band they started doing tiny gigs but they got famous and went on tour they all got so famous it went to their heads and the band disbanded the fox made his and bunny made her own the horse was sad that the band was no more so he went to a bar and the bartender asked why the long face
What's the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn't cry when I break it's legs
