Emotion jokes

It's funny that everyone is depressed, like, I mean:

Bullys are depressed.

Nerds are depressed.

Bad girls/boys are depressed.

Kind humans are depressed.

What school did we say it was today? What did the snow say? "I love!"

Only if onions were emo, they'd cut themselves.

I love you, you love me.

I love you too.

My favorite joke is my life.

I don’t love being bored.

Love you.

Also, not love everyone.

I love everyone.

What do you call a sandwich 🥪 full of envy?

Peanut Butter n' Jealousy! 😂

I love you and I love you too. I love ❤️.

Why is drinking soda so sad?

It's soda-pressing.

I'm dead inside.

Why were the cherries 🍒 crying?

Because their parents were in a jam.

Love? Is impossible.

I love you.

What time is it when you get mad 😡 at school? Time to calm down.

Why wasn’t the cheese 🧀 happy?

It was blue 😔.

My Bff: Hey do want any coffee?

Me: Yeh, of course.

My Bff: Ok which one?

Me: You know... the black one.

Me: Like my soul...

My Bff: Jeez you ok?