Emotion jokes
Only if onions were emo, they'd cut themselves.
I love you, you love me.
I love you too.
My favorite joke is my life.
I don’t love being bored.
Love you.
Also, not love everyone.
I love everyone.
What do you call a sandwich 🥪 full of envy?
Peanut Butter n' Jealousy! 😂
I love you and I love you too. I love ❤️.
Why is drinking soda so sad?
It's soda-pressing.
I'm dead inside.
Why were the cherries 🍒 crying?
Because their parents were in a jam.
Love? Is impossible.
I love you.
What time is it when you get mad 😡 at school? Time to calm down.
Why wasn’t the cheese 🧀 happy?
It was blue 😔.
My Bff: Hey do want any coffee?
Me: Yeh, of course.
My Bff: Ok which one?
Me: You know... the black one.
Me: Like my soul...
My Bff: Jeez you ok?
What time do you think dogs are not happy?
Bulldogs.
Why can't all guys be more like Kenny? He doesn't get all upset when his mom isn't in the mood.