Emotion jokes
What school did we say it was today? What did the snow say? "I love!"
Only if onions were emo, they'd cut themselves.
I love you, you love me.
I love you too.
My favorite joke is my life.
I donβt love being bored.
Love you.
Also, not love everyone.
I love everyone.
What do you call a sandwich π₯ͺ full of envy?
Peanut Butter n' Jealousy! π
I love you and I love you too. I love β€οΈ.
Why is drinking soda so sad?
It's soda-pressing.
I'm dead inside.
Why were the cherries π crying?
Because their parents were in a jam.
Love? Is impossible.
I love you.
What time is it when you get mad π‘ at school? Time to calm down.
Why wasnβt the cheese π§ happy?
It was blue π.
My Bff: Hey do want any coffee?
Me: Yeh, of course.
My Bff: Ok which one?
Me: You know... the black one.
Me: Like my soul...
My Bff: Jeez you ok?
What time do you think dogs are not happy?
Bulldogs.