Why did the sea cry?
Because it felt salty and blue.
You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands. For example, if she's holding a gun, she's probably angry.
You're dead inside.
(Stabs him 23 times)
Play dead, they said.
Wasn't too hard.
I've been dead inside for years.
The difference between women and beer is that beer makes you happy for nothing, why women make you angry for nothing.
Why was the whale sad?
Because he is blue!
So, my dad was drinking, so he was drunk, and I was sad. But can you be my friend, please?
I want to die.
Roses are red, I don't know why, Living is hard, I want to die.
Daniel takes his frustrations out on Shaenaya and his sexual frustrations out on Arunima.
Why does my dad hate me? Really, please tell me, I'm tired of the constant abuse and pain.
To all of you who can't understand using jokes as a coping mechanism... you know what I will ask of you :)
What fruit always feels depressed?
A blueberry.
I love breakups. My ex-girlfriends always end up in pieces.
What's the difference between an onion and a baby?
One makes you cry when you cut it up.
How do you tell a child they have cancer?
With a smile on your face.
A horse, a fox, and a bunny join together and make a rock band. They started doing tiny gigs, but they got famous and went on tour. They all got so famous it went to their heads, and the band disbanded. The fox made his, and the bunny made her own. The horse was sad that the band was no more, so he went to a bar, and the bartender asked why the long face?
The other day I lost all my crayons.
I just wish I had a shoulder to cray on.
What's the difference between a man and a table?
The table doesn't cry when I break its legs.
A miscarriage always brings the child out in me.
