Emotion jokes
What do you call a train with bubble gum?
A chew chew train.
Oh man, I'm depressed.
If you're depressed and you're crying, like this joke.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Awww, don't cry!
Everything I fall in love with leaves me. Maybe if I fall in love with my depression, it'll leave me too.
I'm so frickin' bored! Please, somebody want to chat? PLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEE!
Dear Kenya, love of life,
Thanks for commenting on my jokes, and thanks for being a nice person to me! Love, Jaden. You can tell by the emojis 🥰😍❤️💞!
Love you a million times more!
Oh, sweetheart, you brighten me.
Hey, I'm Gwen. I just want to say I am speechless.
"I love you with all my heart."
Is it just me, or everybody has a dark side, like a psycho side, and then you act like crazy for some reason?
Who wants to laugh about life with me?
Oh my Prince, I've loved you ever since the day we met.
When I was caught in your net of love, sweet love... It's all above...
I’m still wearing the smile you gave me last week :)
Did you know that "girlfriend" at the end, it starts with "end." So does "boyfriend," and "friend" have "end" at the end of it, but "family" at the end it "ily" I love you.
I thought happiness started with an “H.” Why does my happiness start with “U”?
Riddle: I can fill a room, others can have me, but I can't be shared. What am I?
Answer: Loneliness.
Kenya, if you keep smiling then you will become a positive bitchy!
Tenya, everyone hates you why I have no idea!
Kenya stop smiling and start dying!
Tenya, why are you so mean!
Kenya, stop acting like a mantrapp!
Tenya, stop being a bitch in a skirt!
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Never got a mother's love, lol.
You can't be short and depressed because you are compressed.
SEX Some Event Xaern
Xaern - loving something so much you begin to dislike it.