Emotion jokes
Kenya, if you keep smiling then you will become a positive bitchy!
Tenya, everyone hates you why I have no idea!
Kenya stop smiling and start dying!
Tenya, why are you so mean!
Kenya, stop acting like a mantrapp!
Tenya, stop being a bitch in a skirt!
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Never got a mother's love, lol.
You can't be short and depressed because you are compressed.
SEX Some Event Xaern
Xaern - loving something so much you begin to dislike it.
Hey, you person who's scrolling, please leave your HONEST opinion on life. Do you think "life sucks" or "eh, it's okay," etc.? It can be short; if you don't want to, then that's okay.
Mom: Hey you! What are you doing?!
Me: Nothing, why?
Mom: You're supposed to do your ______.
Me that/every night: *sob*
Friends: Are you okay?
Me: Yeah, fine.
Me in head: Or maybe I'm not okay...
Roses are red and violets are blue, my best friend is Sue, and she's blue, too.
(meaning sad)
A man came up to a girl about to jump off a cliff. The man said, "Why?" She then replies, "There are many monsters in this world, and I am one of them."
If your sisert makes you 100% mad, slap your siert.
If your sis makes you mad, so go to your friend's home to play.
If your sis is sad, go tell Mom.
What’s the difference between an apple and a depressed kid? The apple falls from the tree.
You should always be happy about family and love.
I hate life, and I'm gay.
Throw a plate.
It’s broken, right?
Say “sorry” to it.
Did it fix back?
No... that’s the same thing you did to me :)
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Boo." "Boo who?" "Don't cry, it's just a joke."
What do you call your angry French aunt?
A crossaunt.
What do you say to a depressed person?
"I like ya cut, G."
I started crying when my dad was chopping onions.
Onions was such a good dog!
Stop making jokes about cancer... I might sound like a Karen, but it’s not fair... My mum died of cancer last month, and still I cry nearly every night 🙏🏻
Me having a good day. Going on a walk on a peaceful day.
My depression: hey, what's up!
Me: go away.
My depression: well how rude.
Me: 🙄.
My depression: remember that one time......
Me: no, don't even.
My depression: that we.....
Me: nope.
My depression: *says really fast*: said that one stupid joke that wasn't funny and everybody just stared at you, and then you spilled water all over yourself and it looked like you peed yourself. And you went home and cried yourself to sleep just like you do every single night.
Me: 😳😶😟.
My depression: 😉 don't worry I'll always be here for you.