Emoś jokes
Did you hear about the emo kid that tried to high-five a tree? It left him hanging.
Why did the emo break up with her boyfriend?
He didn't wanna hang out.
What's the best part about having emo grass?
It cuts itself!
When the emo girl is in a movie and the director says, "Cut."
what do you call a group of emos?... The Suicide Squad.
What kind of bath bomb does an emo person use?
A toaster.
Do emo kids get jealous of their phone when it dies?
what game does an emo love?
Hangman.
Yeah, Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide if you're ever gonna let me know, yeah. Suicide if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad, I know, yeah, I'm sad, I know, yeah. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide if you're ever gonna let me know, yeah. Suicide if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad I know, yeah, I'm sad I know, yeah.
I gave her everything. She took my heart and left me lonely. I think broken heart's contagious. I won't fix, I'd rather weep. I'm lost then I'm found. But it's torture bein' in love. I love when you're around. But I f**kin' hate when you leave. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide if you're ever gonna let me know, yeah. Suicide if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad I know, yeah, I'm sad I know, yeah. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide if you're ever gonna let me know, yeah. Suicide if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad I know, yeah, I'm sad I know, yeah. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide if you're ever gonna let me know, yeah. Suicide if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad I know, yeah, I'm sad I know, yeah. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide if you're ever gonna let me know, yeah. Suicide if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad I know, yeah, I'm sad I know, yeah.
You might think that tigers or lions are the best jumpers, but in my opinion, it's emos, because some of them are still in the air.
What’s the similarity between peas from Tesco and emos?
They both have barcodes.
What do you call an emo committing suicide while filming it?
America's Funniest Home Videos.
What do you call an emo that crossed a road? Roadkill.
The emo kid tried to give the tree a high five, but the tree left him hanging.
I was in school yesterday and I saw this emo kid with a new cut, so I said, "I like ya cut g." And I slapped him. I don't know why I got in so much trouble. All I did was slap his wrist.
I said to the emo girl, "She gets jealous every time her phone dies."
Normal Kids: Today is a lovely day.
Emo kids: Here lies Chris, he shot himself!
Imagine being emo.
Couldn't be me.
An emo girl jumped out of a tree at the same time a feather fell to the ground... What hit the ground first?
The feather, the girl was stopped by a rope.
A leaf and an emo fall from a tree. Which hits the ground first?
The leaf. The rope stopped the emo.