Emoś jokes
Q. How does an emo scratch an itch? A. With a razor blade.
Why did the emo kid get mad?
I wore a “Just Do It” shirt.
What do you call an emo kid at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.
What do you call an emo kid with light-up shoes? A human chandelier.
What do you call an emo with no breasts? A cutting board.
How do emos like their meat cooked?
Medium rawr.
Q: Why did the emo kid get jealous on Xmas?
A: He saw the ornaments hanging.
How many Emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They all just sit in the dark and cry.
Did the tree high five the emos?
No, he just left them hanging.
Emo girls are bad, but what's worse? Cutting yourself.
What's the similarity between an emotional and a leaf?
The emo is still hanging.
What are Emo kids good at... hanging around?
What is the best shield to use during a battle? The emo kid.
What's an Emo's least favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
If you take an emo kid grocery shopping.
You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
What can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some are still in the air.
What do you call a committee of emo kids?
A cutting board!
What game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen?
Tic-tac-toe.
What do emo boys and emo girls have in common? They both wanna die and cut so they can die faster, but they are already dead, already dead to me!
If an apple and an emo kid fell out of a tree, which would hit the ground first?
The apple, because the rope caught the emo kid.