Emoś jokes
I wish the grass in my backyard was emo so it would cut itself.
How do you get an emo out of a tree? You cut the rope.
I wish the grass outside of my house was emo, because it would cut itself.
What did the tree do to the emo? Left her hanging.
Why are all the emos banned from Six Flags?
Because they keep cutting in line.
What’s it called when you give an emo some rope as a present?
Murder.
How do you make an emo mad at you?
Cut the rope.
If you were to drop an emo and a leaf off a tree, who would hit the ground first?
The leaf, because the emo is always hanging.
Some people think emo jokes are funny, but I think it can cut both ways.
Q: What do you call a gang of emos?
A: Suicide Squad.
What is an emo's favorite place?
Niagara Falls.
Q: I wish my grass was emo.
A: Then it would cut itself.
How many Emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they sit in the dark crying.
None, they sit in the dark cutting their wrists.
When the school shooter makes the emo kid hang himself and the autistic kid thinks it's a piñata: 🤪🏏
I got detention for giving an emo kid a glow stick... I tried to lighten his spirit.
I was once friends with a schizophrenic emo. He tried high-fiving a tree, but it only left him hanging.
Me running from the table where the Emo table with a happy meal.
When an emo kid jumps out of a tree, what happens when he hits the ground?
Nothin' much, he just flops over an hour later when they untie the rope.
Why does an emo wish they were a fish?
Because they're underwater.
Me running from the table where the Emos sit with a Happy Meal.