Emoś jokes
Why didn’t the emo attend her grandma’s funeral?
She thought her grandma was trying to flex.
What’s the most emo country in the world?
Qatar.
What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
One has a functioning neck.
If a pregnant emo kills herself, is it murder-suicide?
Q. How does an emo scratch an itch? A. With a razor blade.
How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they sit in the dark and cry.
I keep trying to call my emo friend. They keep hanging up.
I bet the emo kids are jealous when they go to a funeral.
Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.
What do you call an emo friend group?
The Suicide Squad.
Q. What hits the ground first when falling out of a tree, a leaf or an emo kid? A. A leaf. There is usually a rope to stop the emo kid.
There are perks to bringing an emo to the grocery store; you can get coupons by scanning their wrist.
Good morning everybody, well I could say that unlike emo kids.
Wanna know who can jump the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
I really used to be into emo chicks. Now they just don't make the cut.
Why are emos jealous of light?
The lights are hanging.
What do a male pornstar and an emo have in common?
They are both hung.
When the class plays hangman, the emos get inspired!
Why does an emo wish they were a fish?
Because they're underwater.
What do you call a group of emos about to jump off a bridge? Suicide Squad.