Emoś jokes
What hits the ground first, an apple or an emo girl?
The rope would catch her.
What did the emo kid say to the other?
"I like ya cut, G."
Why did the emo go to the store?
To buy bleach.
Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth?"
Girl, scan the code on your wrist.
What happens to Emos when they go up?
They never come down.
Why is it bad to high five an emo?
They will leave themselves hanging.
Why was the emo person dead inside?
Because I stole their insides.
How do emos fly? They hang themselves.
Why do emos have friends?
So they can hang with each other.
What’s an emo's favorite singer?
Slash.
I went to an emo kid who just got a haircut, and instead of saying, "Like your cut, G," I slapped his arm and said, "I like your cuts, G."
Why can’t the emo play in trees? They’ll leave ‘em hanging.
Q: What did the kid say to the emo kid?
A: Don't leave me hanging!
Yesterday I asked an emo girl if she's jealous when her phone dies.
Why do trees never call Emos? Because they always hang up on them.
How do you get an emo down from a tree?
Cut the rope!
What is an Emo's favorite game? Hangman!
What do you say when an emo cuts themself?
"Like your cut, G."
I wish my lawn was emo, so I would not have to cut it, it would cut itself.
What do you call an emo friend group?
The Suicide Squad.