Emoś jokes
Q: What did the kid say to the emo kid?
A: Don't leave me hanging!
Why do emos hang themselves? Because no one wants to hang around them.
What fell out of the tree first, the apple or the emo?
The apple, the emo was caught by the rope.
What's the difference between an emo kid and an onion?
You cry when you cut an onion.
What’s an emo's favorite singer?
Slash.
I went to an emo kid who just got a haircut, and instead of saying, "Like your cut, G," I slapped his arm and said, "I like your cuts, G."
Why do emos have friends?
So they can hang with each other.
What's the difference between an apple and an emo kid?
One falls, while the other hangs.
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?
They can both carve a new emotion.
Yesterday I asked an emo girl if she's jealous when her phone dies.
Why do trees never call Emos? Because they always hang up on them.
How do you get an emo down from a tree?
Cut the rope!
What is an Emo's favorite game? Hangman!
What happens to Emos when they go up?
They never come down.
How do emos fly? They hang themselves.
Why did the emo go to the store?
To buy bleach.
What do you say when an emo cuts themself?
"Like your cut, G."
What did the emo kid say to the other?
"I like ya cut, G."
Why do emo kids cost so much?
Because they’re the only people you can scan at the checkout machine.
What’s an Emo’s favorite exercise?
The dead hang.