Emoś jokes
Why was the emo person dead inside?
Because I stole their insides.
Why did the emo go to the store?
To buy bleach.
What did the emo kid say to the other?
"I like ya cut, G."
What do you say when an emo cuts themself?
"Like your cut, G."
How do emos fly? They hang themselves.
Why do emos have friends?
So they can hang with each other.
What happens to Emos when they go up?
They never come down.
Why is it bad to high five an emo?
They will leave themselves hanging.
Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth?"
Girl, scan the code on your wrist.
An emo girl jumped out of a tree at the same time a feather fell to the ground... What hit the ground first?
The feather, the girl was stopped by a rope.
What goes down but not up?
An emo.
What did one emo kid say to the other?
"I like ya cut, G."
What will fall faster, an emo or an apple?
An apple, because the emo would get caught on the rope.
What hits the ground first, an apple or an emo girl?
The rope would catch her.
I wish my lawn was emo, so I would not have to cut it, it would cut itself.
If a pregnant emo kills herself, is it murder-suicide?
Q. What hits the ground first when falling out of a tree, a leaf or an emo kid? A. A leaf. There is usually a rope to stop the emo kid.
There are perks to bringing an emo to the grocery store; you can get coupons by scanning their wrist.
Good morning everybody, well I could say that unlike emo kids.
Why do trees never call Emos? Because they always hang up on them.