Emoś jokes
How do you win an argument against a emo? kick the chair.
What’s the similarity between peas from Tesco and emos?
They both have barcodes.
What do you call an emo group?
Suicide squad.
What's the one game emos hate?
Cut the rope.
I went to the store the other day and scanned an emo's arm.
It gave me a discount!
Why can’t you trust an emo kid?
'Cause they always leave you hanging.
Q. What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid? A. One has a functioning neck.
I tried to get into an emo bar, but I didn't make the cut.
If an emo counts down, don't worry, they probably have only one bullet.
What falls to the ground first if an apple and an emo kid fall from a tree?
The apple because the rope caught the emo kid.
Why can't emos have ADD?
'Cause they are already scatter-brained.
Me: "What's the difference between an apple and an emo?"
Friend: "I don't know."
Me: An apple actually falls from the tree.
What do you call an emo kid playing with fire?
Forgot to clean little piece of dust.
Why did the emo kid get mad?
I wore a “Just Do It” shirt.
What do you call two emos in a chemistry lab?
My Chemical Romance.
I was gonna walk up to an emo and say, "Do you get jealous when your phone dies?"
If an emo kid jumps off a building, who would win?
Society.
What do emo kids and bananas have in common?
They both hang on trees.
Q. What do you call a group of emos?
A. Suicide Squad.
What do emos and ninjas both have in common? They both hide and cut things.