Emoś jokes
What is the same with emos and orphans? They both are unwanted.
What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?
Hang 'em high.
Q: What do you call an emo business? A: A cutting board.
Did you hear about the emo kid in a wheelchair? Exactly.
I'm emo, by the way.
An Emo walked up to a tree and put his hand up for a high-five.
But the tree left him hanging.
When an emo asks you to hang out under a tree...
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper out of a tree, you know what will hit the floor first? The paper, because the rope will stop the emo.
I broke up with my emo girlfriend yesterday, look who came crawling back!
How do you get an emo kid out of a tree? Cut the rope.
What do you say to an emo's wrist?...
"I like ur cut G."
What is an emo's favorite game?
To delete Cut the Rope.
What did one emo say to another emo... "Rock it out!"
How many emos does it take to fix a light?
I don't know because they never came down.
What do you call an emo kid playing with fire?
Forgot to clean little piece of dust.
What do emos do when they meet up?
They hang out.
Why did the emo step in front of a car? To get to the other side.
I wish my grass was emo, so then it could cut itself.
Why can’t you trust an emo kid?
'Cause they always leave you hanging.
Q. What's the difference between pizza and an emo?
A. The pizza doesn't cut itself.