Emoś jokes
How did the Emo ask the other Emo out?
"Wanna hang together?"
Why do emo kids hate high fives?
They’re always left hanging.
What are emos' favorite TV show theme song?
Beyblade, Beyblade, let it rip!
If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would hang himself to death.
An emo girl dyed her hair red.
Where does her hairline start? Her wrist.
What does an emo kid say when they wanna hang out?
"Wanna hang?"
What's an Emo's favorite game? Hangman.
The Emo kid wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.
What hit the ground first in a tree, a leaf or an emo kid?
The leaf, because an emo kid got a rope to save him!
What do you call an Emo in the hanging gallows?
Happy for the first time.
For some reason a group of emo kids are following me because I gave them a Happy Meal.
I asked the emo kid if he was depressed that his phone died before him.
What song do you play at a emo kid's funeral?
House of Pain—"Jump Around."
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just like hanging in the dark.
Q. What's the difference between pizza and an emo?
A. The pizza doesn't cut itself.
Why did the emo kids stop going to their favorite tree?
It died before them.
What does an emo kid say to his best friend?
"Let's hang out."
The school shooter encounters the emo kid. He reaches for his gun, but the emo kid disappears. He then finds that his gun is not on him.
What did the drunk emo say to the bartender?
Nothing, she was hung over.
What's an emo's favorite time of year?
Fall.