Emoś jokes
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang off trees.
An apple and an emo are at the top of a tree, they both fall at the same time.
Who hit the ground first?
The apple won because the emo had forgotten to connect the internet.
What do you call an emo with knife cuts on their wrist?
A barcode.
What did the tree do to the emo?
He left him hanging.
What do you call a gang of emo kids?
If you were to drop an emo and a leaf off a tree, who would hit the ground first?
The leaf, because the emo is always hanging.
How do you make an emo mad at you?
Cut the rope.
You might think that tigers or lions are the best jumpers, but in my opinion, it's emos, because some of them are still in the air.
Our teacher told us to write a story about the life of an object that's not alive, so I wrote a story about an emo kid.
I broke up with my emo girlfriend yesterday, look who came crawling back!
An emo tried to high-five a tree.
It left him hanging.
How did the emo kid compliment the other emo kid? He said, "I like your cuts G."
How do you get an emo kid out of a tree? Cut the rope.
What do you say to an emo's wrist?...
"I like ur cut G."
Why did the emo step in front of a car? To get to the other side.
I wish my grass was emo, so then it could cut itself.
Why can’t you trust an emo kid?
'Cause they always leave you hanging.
The Emo kid wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.
What does an emo kid say to his best friend?
"Let's hang out."
Like if you know someone emo.