Emoś jokes
Why should you always be friends with an emo kid?
They always hang around.
Why can't an emo person be in charge of sky diving?
He won't deploy the parachute.
When does an emo get jealous at a phone?
When it dies.
I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut, g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.
Why don't you take emo skydiving?
They cut the rope.
Did you hear about the emo kid in a wheelchair? Exactly.
What is the same with emos and orphans? They both are unwanted.
When an emo asks you to hang out under a tree...
I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they sit in the dark and cry xdddd.
Q: Why can emos wear dog collars at school, but people can't wear hats? WTF school!
How often do emos go swimming in a lifetime?
Just once.
What do you call an emo's face?
Elmo's son.
What is an emo's favorite game?
To delete Cut the Rope.
Why did the emo step in front of a car? To get to the other side.
I wish my grass was emo, so then it could cut itself.
Why can’t you trust an emo kid?
'Cause they always leave you hanging.
What does an emo kid say to his best friend?
"Let's hang out."
What do you call an Emo in the hanging gallows?
Happy for the first time.
The Emo kid wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.