Emo

Emo Jokes

what do emo kids and hitler have in common?

Theres gonna be more brains on the wall when they lose something

I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut g” and slapping the neck. I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.

i went to an emo kid who just got a hair cut and instead of saying, like your cut g" and i slapped his arm and said i like your cuts g

Why should you be friends with emo's? Because you get to scan their bar code for 20% off and when it expires they get rid of themselvs.

What’s the difference between a normal kid and an Emo? When you feel an Emos arm there’s lots of texture! Feels great too!