Emo jokes
What do you call an emo strip club?
Suicidal Thots.
Why did the emo kid get kicked out of the amusement park?
He kept cutting in line.
I wish my dad was home. I haven’t seen him since the shot of 2008.
I don’t see why emo kids don’t like to hang around.
I see them hang all day.
How do you make an emo jump?
A cliff.
The emo kid ran away after his parents asked why they took the barcode sticker off the Oreos.
Why do emos like yo-yo's? Cos they get strangled by the string.
How do emos compliment each other?
They say, "I like your cuts g."
What do you call a piece of tech that acts emo?
Cutting-edge Technology.
I was in school yesterday and I saw this emo kid with a new cut, so I said, "I like ya cut g." And I slapped him. I don't know why I got in so much trouble. All I did was slap his wrist.
I once had an emo friend doing a course for the marines. He made the cut.
Have you ever heard of emo pizza?
It cuts itself!
Me: Man, I wish my clothes were emo.
Friend: Why?
Me: So they would hang themselves.
Why do trees never call emo kids?
The emos always hang up on them.
What hits the ground first, the feather or the emo?
The feather, because the emo is hung in the tree.
Why did the emo step in front of a car? To get to the other side.
One day I walk up to an emo kid. I realized he had a fresh cut, so I grab my hand and slap his wrist and told him, "I like ya cut, G!"
What’s the similarity between peas from Tesco and emos?
They both have barcodes.
What game does an emo hate the most?
Cut the Rope.
Q. What is the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid? A. The phrase "jump rope" means different things.