Emo jokes
Why do they act so emo?
Because they are all retards.
Why does the emo's mom like taking her son to the store?
Because the cashier can scan his wrist for discounts!
Why do trees always gotta leave me hanging?
When an emo asks you to hang out under a tree...
What did the Emo and the Orphan have in common?
They both hang with the trees.
Why does Batman only wear black?
Because he's emo!
What is an emo's favorite song?
"Suicidal."
Why do emos have friends?
So they can hang with each other.
You know how divers jump off a cliff and land in the water well...
Emos do that too, but when they jump, they don't land in the water.
When it's not just a phase and you kill yourself to prove it.
Like if you love food!
I don't see why people say emo kids never hangout.
When your girlfriend tells you she's a guy: "What, bitch? Naw, hell no!"
I was playing Warzone last night, and I shot my teammate that said they were emo. When I shot him, another player did, and it said "assist kill."
An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suasied Squid.
How do you say “Yes, you look good” in Spanish?
– Sí...
See deez nuts!
What's another nickname for a flat emo?
A copping boars.
If you kill an emo, Is it an assist kill?
Emo