Emo

Emo jokes

Why do an emo's parents not let them cook, because they are afraid they will cut themselves?

It was my cousin's birthday and my mom said what should we get her? I said a rope.

If you make jokes about SH, you're not funny, and if you do, I'm gonna assume you're some 12-year-old who wants to be an edge lord. I don't really care if people get pressed.

If gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared, why did the emo kid not come down?

So, there was this kid, and he went to a store and said to a person there, "I'm emo." Then the person told the emo, "Why the hell are you here? Shouldn't you be hanging in a tree somewhere?"

What hit the floor first, the emo or the apple? The apple, the rope stopped the emo.

Two emos are dating, and the most romantic thing they have ever done is slit each other's wrists.