I'm gonna open up a bar for emos. I think I'll call it the The Cutting Board.
Why do emos suck at playing tic tac toe on their wrists? Because when they win they lose.
What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?
Black is their favourite colour
What’s the most emo country in the world? Qatar.
Why didn’t the emo attend her grandma’s funeral? She thought her grandma was trying to flex.
Why did the emo kid get mad? I wore a “Just Do It” shirt.
Why do emo kids cost so much? Because they’re the only people you can scan at the checkout machine.
which falls faster an apple or an emo kid.
the apple because the emo kid is hanging
My parents told me that I should go hang with my friends and get out of the house. So I called some of my friends and told them to meet me in the school yard, one said “ what tree?” I replied “you’ll know when you get here”
My parents never said how they wanted us to hangout.
I’m always the first person in line at school for lunch
I just cut every one
if you don’t like mowing your lawn, just get emo grass! it cuts itself!
What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common? They're both white and flavorless
what are emo lest favored lollies
life savers
a blind kid accidentally touches the emo kid's wrist and says, "I'm not reading all of that!"
I'd make an emo joke but that would be cutting a little too close.
i saw a depressed kid and i gave him a lamp to lighten up his day
Why do ego's like robbing banks They get a cut
why apple trees like emo kids
Because they like to play yoyo with them
What is the difference between an emo kid and a jug of milk?
The milk doesn't hang itself after it gets dumped.
It has been rumored that Disney is developing a movie based on suicide. The title? Finding emo.
