Myself.
Why did the emo step in front of a car? To get to the other side.
Did you know emo kids are the highest jumpers in the world? Some are still up there!
Why can’t you trust an emo kid?
'Cause they always leave you hanging.
What do you call an emo's face?
Elmo's son.
What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?
Hang 'em high.
how do you make a emo jump (tell him to go the i roof)
What do emo do
HANG
You're so ugly when a pig saw you, he said, "Yes, my brother is back."
Just buy emo grass, then you will never have to mow your lawn again.
Being a police officer in Nunavut must be so fun. They get to play Cut the Rope on the job all the time!
The emo girl got jealous that her phone died and not her.
I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself.
Q: Why can emos wear dog collars at school, but people can't wear hats? WTF school!
What is the same with emos and orphans? They both are unwanted.
When an emo asks you to hang out under a tree...
How many emos does it take to fix a light?
I don't know because they never came down.
what did one emo say to another emo... rock it out
The walking dead
What do emo's do when they meet up? They hang out
