Emo jokes
I love jumping off cliffs.
Why do emo kids wear hoodies?
They hang easier.
What’s the difference between a normal kid and an Emo?
When you feel an Emo's arm, there’s lots of texture! Feels great, too!
What game do Emos play?
Fruit Ninja.
(Sorryyyyy Lmaoooo)
Normal Kids: Today is a lovely day.
Emo kids: Here lies Chris, he shot himself!
You might think that tigers or lions are the best jumpers, but in my opinion, it's emos, because some of them are still in the air.
When the emo girl is in a movie and the director says, "Cut."
Can emo kids get a happy birthday?
Why was the noble gas not emo?
Because they were thinking RIGHT.
Why did the emo kids stop going to their favorite tree?
It died before them.
Why do they act so emo?
Because they are all retards.
What song do you play at a emo kid's funeral?
House of Pain—"Jump Around."
The school shooter encounters the emo kid. He reaches for his gun, but the emo kid disappears. He then finds that his gun is not on him.
I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut, g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.
I went to an emo kid who just got a haircut, and instead of saying, "Like your cut, G," I slapped his arm and said, "I like your cuts, G."
When the emo kid looks at you and says, "Fuck you," run!
I broke up with my emo girlfriend yesterday, look who came crawling back!
What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?
Black is their favorite color.
What is an emo kid's favorite song?
"Chain Hang Low" because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree.
What hits the ground first, the feather or the emo?
The feather, because the emo is hung in the tree.