Emo jokes
I went to the store the other day and scanned an emo's arm.
It gave me a discount!
Have you ever heard of emo pizza?
It cuts itself!
As a fellow emo, I find these very rude and disrespectful. Please take off, or I'll tell Mom.
Also, if anyone knows any high bridges nearby, please tell me (I'm asking for a friend).
P.S. I have no friends.
Dick.
What did the Emo and the Orphan have in common?
They both hang with the trees.
What do emo kids scan at the store? Their wrist.
I wasn't going to tell another emo joke, but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.
If you drop an apple and an emo girl, who falls first?
The apple, because the emo girl hung herself.
When there's no piñata at the party, but the emo kid just hung himself.
Why was the emo kicked out of the Carnival? Because he was cutting in line.
One day I walk up to an emo kid. I realized he had a fresh cut, so I grab my hand and slap his wrist and told him, "I like ya cut, G!"
Why do emos suck at playing tic-tac-toe on their wrists?
Because when they win, they lose.
I’m always the first person in line at school for lunch.
I just cut everyone.
My classmate, Hailey Legacy.
You're so ugly when a pig saw you, he said, "Yes, my brother is back."
An emo kid and a silent kid would be a good acquaintance because the emo would wish to die, and the silent kid would be the nice guy and grant that wish.
An emo girl dyed her hair red.
Where does her hairline start? Her wrist.
Q. What's the difference between pizza and an emo?
A. The pizza doesn't cut itself.
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just like hanging in the dark.
What do emos do?
Hang.