Emo jokes
Dick.
When there's no piñata at the party, but the emo kid just hung himself.
Why was the emo kicked out of the Carnival? Because he was cutting in line.
One day I walk up to an emo kid. I realized he had a fresh cut, so I grab my hand and slap his wrist and told him, "I like ya cut, G!"
My classmate, Hailey Legacy.
An emo girl dyed her hair red.
Where does her hairline start? Her wrist.
How do you make an emo jump? Tell him to go to the roof.
Why is emo grass better than normal grass?
Emo grass is gonna cut themself.
What do emos do?
Hang.
Did you know emo kids are the highest jumpers in the world? Some are still up there!
What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?
Hang 'em high.
What do you call an emo's face?
Elmo's son.
Q: Why can emos wear dog collars at school, but people can't wear hats? WTF school!
What is the same with emos and orphans? They both are unwanted.
What did one emo say to another emo... "Rock it out!"
How many emos does it take to fix a light?
I don't know because they never came down.
What do you call an emo kid playing with fire?
Forgot to clean little piece of dust.
I was at a My Chemical Romance meet and greet that Gerard didn’t attend, I just thought... “NO WAY!”
What do emos do when they meet up?
They hang out.
When an emo asks you to hang out under a tree...