Emo jokes
Gay.
I went to the store the other day and scanned an emo's arm.
It gave me a discount!
Have you ever heard of emo pizza?
It cuts itself!
As a fellow emo, I find these very rude and disrespectful. Please take off, or I'll tell Mom.
Also, if anyone knows any high bridges nearby, please tell me (I'm asking for a friend).
P.S. I have no friends.
Dick.
What do emo kids scan at the store? Their wrist.
What did the Emo and the Orphan have in common?
They both hang with the trees.
If you drop an apple and an emo girl, who falls first?
The apple, because the emo girl hung herself.
I wasn't going to tell another emo joke, but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.
When there's no piñata at the party, but the emo kid just hung himself.
Why was the emo kicked out of the Carnival? Because he was cutting in line.
One day I walk up to an emo kid. I realized he had a fresh cut, so I grab my hand and slap his wrist and told him, "I like ya cut, G!"
Why do emos suck at playing tic-tac-toe on their wrists?
Because when they win, they lose.
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just like hanging in the dark.
Myself.
I’m always the first person in line at school for lunch.
I just cut everyone.
Did you know emo kids are the highest jumpers in the world? Some are still up there!
What meme does an Emo hate the most?
"Happy Happy Joy Joy" Peter Griffin.
Why is emo grass better than normal grass?
Emo grass is gonna cut themself.
Just buy emo grass, then you will never have to mow your lawn again.