Emo jokes
I went to the store the other day and scanned an emo's arm.
It gave me a discount!
Have you ever heard of emo pizza?
It cuts itself!
As a fellow emo, I find these very rude and disrespectful. Please take off, or I'll tell Mom.
Also, if anyone knows any high bridges nearby, please tell me (I'm asking for a friend).
P.S. I have no friends.
Dick.
What did the Emo and the Orphan have in common?
They both hang with the trees.
What do emo kids scan at the store? Their wrist.
If you drop an apple and an emo girl, who falls first?
The apple, because the emo girl hung herself.
I wasn't going to tell another emo joke, but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.
When there's no piñata at the party, but the emo kid just hung himself.
Why was the emo kicked out of the Carnival? Because he was cutting in line.
One day I walk up to an emo kid. I realized he had a fresh cut, so I grab my hand and slap his wrist and told him, "I like ya cut, G!"
Did you know emo kids are the highest jumpers in the world? Some are still up there!
Why can’t you trust an emo kid?
'Cause they always leave you hanging.
Our teacher told us to write a story about the life of an object that's not alive, so I wrote a story about an emo kid.
Why was the emo jealous of the orange?
It came precut.
Being a police officer in Nunavut must be so fun. They get to play Cut the Rope on the job all the time!
The walking dead.
How do you make an emo mad at you?
Cut the rope.
What meme does an Emo hate the most?
"Happy Happy Joy Joy" Peter Griffin.
The emo girl got jealous that her phone died and not her.