Emo jokes
I went to the store the other day and scanned an emo's arm.
It gave me a discount!
Have you ever heard of emo pizza?
It cuts itself!
As a fellow emo, I find these very rude and disrespectful. Please take off, or I'll tell Mom.
Also, if anyone knows any high bridges nearby, please tell me (I'm asking for a friend).
P.S. I have no friends.
Dick.
What did the Emo and the Orphan have in common?
They both hang with the trees.
What do emo kids scan at the store? Their wrist.
If you drop an apple and an emo girl, who falls first?
The apple, because the emo girl hung herself.
I wasn't going to tell another emo joke, but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.
When there's no piñata at the party, but the emo kid just hung himself.
Why was the emo kicked out of the Carnival? Because he was cutting in line.
One day I walk up to an emo kid. I realized he had a fresh cut, so I grab my hand and slap his wrist and told him, "I like ya cut, G!"
My classmate, Hailey Legacy.
What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?
Hang 'em high.
Q: Why can emos wear dog collars at school, but people can't wear hats? WTF school!
What is the same with emos and orphans? They both are unwanted.
When an emo asks you to hang out under a tree...
What do you call an emo's face?
Elmo's son.
What did one emo say to another emo... "Rock it out!"
What do you call an emo kid playing with fire?
Forgot to clean little piece of dust.
I was at a My Chemical Romance meet and greet that Gerard didn’t attend, I just thought... “NO WAY!”