My classmate, Hailey Legacy.
Emo Jokes
An emo girl dyed her hair red.
Where does her hairline start? Her wrist.
How do you make an emo jump? Tell him to go to the roof.
Why is emo grass better than normal grass?
Emo grass is gonna cut themself.
What do emos do?
Hang.
Did you know emo kids are the highest jumpers in the world? Some are still up there!
What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?
Hang 'em high.
What do you call an emo's face?
Elmo's son.
Q: Why can emos wear dog collars at school, but people can't wear hats? WTF school!
What is the same with emos and orphans? They both are unwanted.
What did one emo say to another emo... "Rock it out!"
How many emos does it take to fix a light?
I don't know because they never came down.
What do you call an emo kid playing with fire?
Forgot to clean little piece of dust.
I was at a My Chemical Romance meet and greet that Gerard didn’t attend, I just thought... “NO WAY!”
What do emos do when they meet up?
They hang out.
When an emo asks you to hang out under a tree...
What meme does an Emo hate the most?
"Happy Happy Joy Joy" Peter Griffin.
You're so ugly when a pig saw you, he said, "Yes, my brother is back."
An emo kid sees his clothes hanging to dry, and he says to his clothes, "I wish I were you!"
Being a police officer in Nunavut must be so fun. They get to play Cut the Rope on the job all the time!
