Emo jokes
What did the Emo and the Orphan have in common?
They both hang with the trees.
I wasn't going to tell another emo joke, but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.
Dick.
When there's no piñata at the party, but the emo kid just hung himself.
Why was the emo kicked out of the Carnival? Because he was cutting in line.
One day I walk up to an emo kid. I realized he had a fresh cut, so I grab my hand and slap his wrist and told him, "I like ya cut, G!"
If a pregnant emo kills herself, is it murder-suicide?
Q. What's the difference between pizza and an emo?
A. The pizza doesn't cut itself.
Myself.
My classmate, Hailey Legacy.
An emo girl dyed her hair red.
Where does her hairline start? Her wrist.
How do you make an emo jump? Tell him to go to the roof.
What do emos do?
Hang.
An emo kid and a silent kid would be a good acquaintance because the emo would wish to die, and the silent kid would be the nice guy and grant that wish.
An emo kid sees his clothes hanging to dry, and he says to his clothes, "I wish I were you!"
What meme does an Emo hate the most?
"Happy Happy Joy Joy" Peter Griffin.
Why is emo grass better than normal grass?
Emo grass is gonna cut themself.
The emo kid's mom went to jail because the kid was hung.
Why did the emo step in front of a car? To get to the other side.
Did you know emo kids are the highest jumpers in the world? Some are still up there!