Emo jokes
If an emo kid takes antidepressant medication, will they be happy?
I saw a depressed kid and I gave him a lamp to lighten up his day.
Hello.
Do emos get jealous when their phone dies?
What are Emo kids good at... hanging around?
What do you call an emo with knife cuts on their wrist?
A barcode.
What are emos' favorite TV show theme song?
Beyblade, Beyblade, let it rip!
What's the similarity between an emotional and a leaf?
The emo is still hanging.
An emo girl dyed her hair red.
Where does her hairline start? Her wrist.
For some reason a group of emo kids are following me because I gave them a Happy Meal.
You got the whole crowd of people laughing when looking at you.
That face needing some laughing pills.
I was playing Warzone last night, and I shot my teammate that said they were emo. When I shot him, another player did, and it said "assist kill."
I got detention for giving an emo kid a glow stick... I tried to lighten his spirit.
What has only one sense of style?
An emo girl.
I wish the grass outside of my house was emo, because it would cut itself.
Q: How do you make an emo kid happy?
A: Give them a Happy Meal.
When the emo kid is about to hang himself in the school bathroom, and the autistic kid starts swinging the rope like Indiana Jones!
Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.
Emo girls are bad, but what's worse? Cutting yourself.
Remember 2000? It was scary.