Emo jokes
An emo girl walks up to a tree to give it a high five... the tree left her hanging.
Is it normal my emo cousin's hobby is tying himself to train tracks?
An emo and a leaf fall from a tree, which hits the ground first?
The leaf, because the emo got caught by the rope.
What’s the difference between emos and Hitler?
Hitler didn’t post on social media when he wanted to kill himself.
Why can’t you trust an emo kid?
'Cause they always leave you hanging.
Did the leaf or the emo fall out of the tree? The leaf won. The rope stopped the emo.
if an emo doesn't get better by Christmas Santas reindeer won't be the only thing jumping off roofs this year
What are the similarities between an emo and some Christmas lights?
They are both going to be hanging from a tree.
When an emo kid jumps out of a tree, what happens when he hits the ground?
Nothin' much, he just flops over an hour later when they untie the rope.
You're a joke!
What's great about an emo pizza?
It cuts itself. Yay!
What do you call an emo kid's suicide live stream?
America's funniest home videos.
What's an emo's favorite Pink Floyd album?
The Final Cut.
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree, which will hit the ground first?
The piece of paper because the rope will stop the emo.
Only if onions were emo, they'd cut themselves.
What's an Emo's favorite drink?
Water, JK it's cyanide.
Emo t-shirt:
"EXISTENCE IS FUTILE."
Do you know why I wish grass was emo? So it can cut itself.
Hello.
Q: What did the drunk emo say to the bartender?
A: Nothing! He was hung over.