Emo jokes

I'm made with depression and extra anxiety, then a side of gay and a sprinkle of emo.

So, I am an emo dude, so I sit in the back of the class, and I talk to no one.

But one day this dude came up to me and tried to talk to me, so I just ignored him. Then he got really pissed off and said, "I'm gonna kill you." I was like, "You're gonna kill me just because I ignored you? Is your ego that big, wow?" He left. Then the next day he brought his goons with him and said, "Now you're dead." I ignored him again, and he said, "You will pay for this."

So the following day after school I was walking down the street back to my house. Then he and his goons tried to attack me, but then they died, so I kept on walking. I had some rope traps set.

This was the best day of my life.

This is why you never mess with emos. We have ropes everywhere.

What do you not want to do when it comes to giving an emo a job?

Showing them the ropes.

What's an emo person's least favorite game? Cut The Rope.

I wish my lawn was emo, because then it would cut itself.

What is black and white and is dead?

My Chemical Romance.

What do you call an annoying emo kid? A nuisance.

When the emo kid looks at you and says, "Fuck you," run!

There's two types of emo people:

1. People that cut side to side.

2. And people that cut up and down.

The most efficient is up and down.

What do you call a depressed emo? Dead.

Why do emos cut themselves?

To play noughts and crosses.

I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea, but it’s dead in the water.

What happens when an emo kid loses a Kahoot? He gets a 25 kill streak.

Not all self-harmers are emo, but all emos self-harm.

What did the Emo say to the surgeon? "Cut me, please!"

What's the best part about having emo grass?

It cuts itself!

I'm starting to wish my grass was emo.

Why?

So it would cut itself.

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I can’t hang out with an emo when they are sad? Why? Because it cuts deeply.

An apple and an emo kid fall off a tree at the same time. Who hits the ground first?

The apple, because the emo kid got caught by the rope.