Emo jokes
What do you call a group of emos?
Suicide Squad.
My friend told me an emo joke once, and I said, "Emo jokes aren't funny, cut it out!"
How many emos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None they just sit in the dark and cry.
What did the emo say before he crossed the road?
"Fuck my life."
What is the difference between an emo and a normal person?
An emo slits.
Why do people want emo grass? Because it'll cut itself.
Hitler.
When the emo kid is about to hang himself in the school bathroom, and the autistic kid starts swinging the rope like Indiana Jones!
Why do emo people want to be called scene now? The only thing I've seen from them is their suicide rate climbing.
What do emos and apples have in common?
They both hang on trees.
I'm made with depression and extra anxiety, then a side of gay and a sprinkle of emo.
So, I am an emo dude, so I sit in the back of the class, and I talk to no one.
But one day this dude came up to me and tried to talk to me, so I just ignored him. Then he got really pissed off and said, "I'm gonna kill you." I was like, "You're gonna kill me just because I ignored you? Is your ego that big, wow?" He left. Then the next day he brought his goons with him and said, "Now you're dead." I ignored him again, and he said, "You will pay for this."
So the following day after school I was walking down the street back to my house. Then he and his goons tried to attack me, but then they died, so I kept on walking. I had some rope traps set.
This was the best day of my life.
This is why you never mess with emos. We have ropes everywhere.
What do you not want to do when it comes to giving an emo a job?
Showing them the ropes.
What's an emo person's least favorite game? Cut The Rope.
I wish my lawn was emo, because then it would cut itself.
What is black and white and is dead?
My Chemical Romance.
What do you call an annoying emo kid? A nuisance.
When the emo kid looks at you and says, "Fuck you," run!
There's two types of emo people:
1. People that cut side to side.
2. And people that cut up and down.
The most efficient is up and down.
What do you call a depressed emo? Dead.