Emo jokes
What's an emo person's least favorite game? Cut The Rope.
I wish my lawn was emo, because then it would cut itself.
What is black and white and is dead?
My Chemical Romance.
What do you call an annoying emo kid? A nuisance.
When the emo kid looks at you and says, "Fuck you," run!
There's two types of emo people:
1. People that cut side to side.
2. And people that cut up and down.
The most efficient is up and down.
What do you call a depressed emo? Dead.
Why do emos cut themselves?
To play noughts and crosses.
I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea, but it’s dead in the water.
What happens when an emo kid loses a Kahoot? He gets a 25 kill streak.
Not all self-harmers are emo, but all emos self-harm.
What did the Emo say to the surgeon? "Cut me, please!"
What's the best part about having emo grass?
It cuts itself!
I'm starting to wish my grass was emo.
Why?
So it would cut itself.
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I can’t hang out with an emo when they are sad? Why? Because it cuts deeply.
An apple and an emo kid fall off a tree at the same time. Who hits the ground first?
The apple, because the emo kid got caught by the rope.
Why are priests called father? Because it's too suspicious to call them daddy.
When the emo kid hangs himself and the autistic kid thinks that it's a piñata... BATTER UP TO THE PLATE!
Why do emos like circles? Because they can hang out with them.