Emo

Emo Jokes

why did sally fall off the swing... she had no arms why did joe get hit by a bus... sally was driving it where did sally go during the bombing... everywhere

Our teacher told us to write a story about the life of an object that's not alive, so I wrote a story about an emo kid.

You might think that tigers or lions are the best jumpers, but in my opinion, it's emos, because some of them are still in the air.

I was walking today and I saw an emo with a noose looking up at a tree. I simply said, "Hang on there, bud!"

So an emo shot themselves, and so the detective decides to ask why, but it just goes in one ear and out the other.