Emo jokes

What do Emos say to each other?

"I like your cuts, G."

I bet emo girls get jealous when people cut paper.

I posted up on my story that I got a new cut. My friends and family called the cops...

I used to be emo.

Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?

It was the Happy Meal.

If someone wears black, say, "If you see someone wears black, they always be emo."

So the other day, I was looking up zodiac sign stuff, you know, I'm a real big fan of that, and I come across this thing and it’s like all zodiac signs have their own hairstyles... except Cancer.

Me running from the table where the Emo table with a happy meal.

Can emo kids get a happy birthday?

Emos are weird to me because they dress up all black, and you know I don't like that, so that's why I don't like it.

What kills you?

Suicide.

Don't be emo, be happy, Nemo!

I ate the Emo Emo no Mi from One Piece. It gave me the powers of black hair, depression, and suicidal thoughts.

Why did the emo kid hate the nun? (Cuz nun of them were emo.)

How do you get an emo kid to jump?

A bridge.

What is the best shield to use during a battle? The emo kid.

I told the emo girl to stop playing fruit ninja on her wrists.

I told the emo girl that I bet she's jealous of the hanging lights in the gym.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did Joe get hit by a bus? Sally was driving it.

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!

What do you call an emo with knife cuts on their wrist?

A barcode.

Our teacher told us to write a story about the life of an object that's not alive, so I wrote a story about an emo kid.