Emo jokes
Why does every emo kid try to be like Tarzan? So they can swing on the vine.
How do emos fly? They hang themselves.
What do you say when an emo cuts themself?
"Like your cut, G."
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
Why does the emo kid skip class?
My Emo friend was coming over to my house. When he got there, he said, "Got a rope?" I asked why, and he said, "I want to make a swing."
Yoav
what game does an emo love?
Hangman.
What’s an emo kid's favorite wood working tool? A chop saw!
Why do they act so emo?
Because they are all retards.
Why does the emo's mom like taking her son to the store?
Because the cashier can scan his wrist for discounts!
Why do trees always gotta leave me hanging?
When an emo asks you to hang out under a tree...
What did the Emo and the Orphan have in common?
They both hang with the trees.
Why does Batman only wear black?
Because he's emo!
What is an emo's favorite song?
"Suicidal."
Why do emos have friends?
So they can hang with each other.
You know how divers jump off a cliff and land in the water well...
Emos do that too, but when they jump, they don't land in the water.
When it's not just a phase and you kill yourself to prove it.
Like if you love food!