What is an emo's favorite song?
"Suicidal."
Why do emos have friends?
So they can hang with each other.
You know how divers jump off a cliff and land in the water well...
Emos do that too, but when they jump, they don't land in the water.
When it's not just a phase and you kill yourself to prove it.
Like if you love food!
I don't see why people say emo kids never hangout.
When your girlfriend tells you she's a guy: "What, bitch? Naw, hell no!"
I was playing Warzone last night, and I shot my teammate that said they were emo. When I shot him, another player did, and it said "assist kill."
An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suasied Squid.
How do you say “Yes, you look good” in Spanish?
– Sí...
See deez nuts!
What's another nickname for a flat emo?
A copping boars.
If you kill an emo, Is it an assist kill?
Emo
What is the same with emos and orphans? They both are unwanted.
Why do an emo's parents not let them cook, because they are afraid they will cut themselves?
Like if you know someone is emo.
Emo kids are so good at kicking football. I hear they have good hang time.
It was my cousin's birthday and my mom said what should we get her? I said a rope.
Who jumps the highest?
The emos; some of them are still in the air.
