Bill? Bill?" bill hears faintly in the distance. Bill Nye snapped back into reality only to find he had peed all over the set.
I said Urainus! And the girl beside me face palmed :/ I wonder what i did wrong?
My doctor told me it was perfectly normal to become aroused or even ejaculate during a prostate exam. That being said I wish he hadn't!
Little Johnny walked into the bathroom while his dad was taking a dump. As soon as Little Johnny walked in his dad let out a big FART! Little Johnny said “WHAT WAS THAT?” His dad said “ That was the sound of the north wind. The next day his teacher asked the class “ What’s the direction of the north wind?” Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher called on him and he said “TEACH IT’S MY DADDY’S BOOTY!”
Just accidentally emailed a porn link to a co-worker... So I emailed ten other co-workers the link and called it a virus
I got caught peeing in the pool
The lifeguard blew his whistle so hard I nearly fell in
I'm 34 and I went on a date with my 19 year old girlfriend, I got heckled with "you're a paedophile!" and "you sick F...!" Completely ruined our 10th anniversary!
What happens if a Asian walks into a wall with a boner. They hit there nose on the wall
“Dude come here and see a rabbit!”
“Ok!”
“Are u ok man?”
“Yeah I’m fine”
“Dude pull your pants back up!
One time, I was working this steamroller, when the guy who I squashed farted
I guess that’s what you call “FLAT”ulence
Love is a good thing, never be embarrassed by it.
Hailey: "Hey Brayden!"
Brayden: "Hey!"
*Music roles around*
*I tell Brayden Hailey likes him*
Brayden: "O_O"
Hailey: *Hides*
So sad </3 xD
You know what's the most awkward situation in the world? A rappiest with erectile disfunction
my mom once ate a full giant cheesecake and we were walking to our flight back home and she had to shat. we were walking to the bathroom and she full on in front of the caroulsel, she had a lump of poo in her pants... true story haha
I saw a pretty girl walking outside. I asked for her number. We met up and began to have sex. She told me to turn over which was weird. I felt a stinging pain in my ass all of a sudden
there was this boy he had diarrhea and he kept asking to go to the bathroom but the teacher said no next ting you know he poop his self infront of the class.
When your at school and you have to wipe your ass but it only one ply... Your finger breaks through... mmm Finger lickin good
That moment when you think the music is loud enough to fart and no one would notice but then you realize that you have headphones it.
a girl and a boy were on a date, the boy kept farting. the girl asked, What Is Wrong?!?!the boy replied, "explosive diareah." the girl said ew.
The boy went to the bathroom, and the place exploded. the center of the explosion, the bathroom.
Whats the definition of dissapointment running in to a wall with a bonner but it hits only hits your nose
