Embarrassment jokes

Prank

Here is a funny little prank I did on my sister. So she was in her room when she reached to get her shampoo, cause you know girls and hair, when she went to squeeze it out, it came out oil, toothpaste, chicken breast, barf, and onions! SHE PUT IT IN HER HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GROSS BUT FUNNY!

When she got to school she heard kids laughing at her cause the prankster did it again!

Later!

Prostate exam

My doctor told me it was perfectly normal to become aroused or even ejaculate during a prostate exam.

That being said I wish he hadn't!

Insult

1+1 answer 2 said all the kids, but 1 kid said 5. Then I said your mom feels embarrassed because everyday you look into the mirror, you see how empty your brain is.

Pool

I got caught peeing in the pool.

The lifeguard blew his whistle so hard I nearly fell in!

Paedophile

I'm 34 and I went on a date with my 19 year old girlfriend. I got heckled with "you're a paedophile!" and "you sick F...!" Completely ruined our 10th anniversary!

Boner

What happens if an Asian walks into a wall with a boner?

They hit their nose on the wall.

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  • Fart

    Once there was a man. A man who had a butt.

    Once he was at this job interview and he was going to get the job, but just before the boss was going to hire him, he farted. It was a really bad one. It was 47 minutes long and so loud the windows rattled. When it was over, the man screamed and jumped out the window.

    He didn't get the job.

    Anatomy

    What is the most sensitive part of a man's anatomy while he's masturbating?

    His ears.

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  • Condom

    A woman is lying in bed after making love to her lover. After a moment, she starts to roll over, and in the process, she realizes that the spent condom is still inside her.

    Worried, she wakes up her lover. She asks, “What should we do about this?” To which he replies: “Who was it?”

    Test

    Two friends are in a hospital lobby. Friend 2 notices Friend 1 crying.

    Friend 1: "*crying hysterically*"

    Friend 2: "Why are you crying?"

    Friend 1: "I came here for a blood test."

    Friend 2: "So? Are you afraid?"

    Friend 1: "No. For the blood test, they cut my finger."

    Friend 2: "*crying hysterically*"

    Friend 1: "Why are you crying?"

    Friend 2: "I came here for a urine test."

    Rabbit

    "Dude come here and see a rabbit!"

    "Ok!"

    "Are you ok, man?"

    "Yeah, I’m fine."

    "Dude, pull your pants back up!"

    Alphabet

    A B C D E F G H I J K L M N. Oh my gosh, I'm peeing on my shoe, no one knows about it yet!

    Mom

    My mom once ate a full giant cheesecake, and we were walking to our flight back home, and she had to sh*t.

    We were walking to the bathroom, and she full on [did it] in front of the carousel. She had a lump of poo in her pants... True story, haha!

    Rapper

    You know what's the most awkward situation in the world? A rapper with erectile dysfunction.

    Crush

    Hailey: "Hey Brayden!"

    Brayden: "Hey!"

    *Music roles around*

    *I tell Brayden Hailey likes him*

    Brayden: "O_O"

    Hailey: *Hides*

    So sad </3 xD

    Dad

    My dad went to school saying dad jokes. I was embarrassed and I cried with a-dult cry.

    Steamroller

    One time, I was working this steamroller when the guy who I squashed farted.

    I guess that’s what you call “FLAT”ulence.