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High school students are also more interesting to see, but they are you on your way. Just kidding! 🤣

Wee dyslexic boy and girl in class.

Wee boy says, "Can you smell gas?"

Wee girl replies, "I canny even smell my name!"

If I worked for Edexcel, I'd give Caroline Flack an A* for her physics experiment.

So I was at high school one day in the bathrooms, and I'm circumcised, and the kid next to me wasn't, so he showed me his pp, and he had a foreskin, so I was just playing with it until the teacher walked in, then I got fired...

A man goes into a job interview and sits down.

The interviewer is looking over his resume and says, "I see here that there's a 4-year gap on your resume. What were you doing?"

The man says, "Oh, that was when I went to Yale!"

The interviewer is impressed and says, "That's great! You're hired!"

The man smiles. "Really? I'm so glad, because I really need this Yob."

Why was the orphan able to avoid getting into trouble at school?

Because they couldn’t call his parents!

My math teacher walked by and asked me, "What is that?"

I said, "Paper."

She said, "Really?"

I said, "Yeah, do you need glasses?"

Person A: Hey, what's the next subject?

Person B: Let me check.

Person B: It's greenglish!

I didn’t know what a class clown was till I went to a class and realized I was a class clown in kindergarten, and then I woke up from a nightmare.

Why can’t you give an orphan homework?

Because they don’t have a home to do it in.

Teacher: Great! You’re studying in break time!

Student: Thank you. I heard that it is good to study before sleep.