Education jokes
What type of teacher doesn't fart in public?
A private tutor/tooter.
My favorite joke was: what's the difference between a teacher and a train?
How to learn your Vitamins:
A = Art.
B = Bouncy Balls.
C = Cookies.
D = Da Sun.
You'll be smarter than a doctor next time you visit!
Mississippi is a long word. How do you spell it?
High school students are also more interesting to see, but they are you on your way. Just kidding! 🤣
Wee dyslexic boy and girl in class.
Wee boy says, "Can you smell gas?"
Wee girl replies, "I canny even smell my name!"
If I worked for Edexcel, I'd give Caroline Flack an A* for her physics experiment.
Why can't people in wheelchairs pass high school?
The pacer test.
So I was at high school one day in the bathrooms, and I'm circumcised, and the kid next to me wasn't, so he showed me his pp, and he had a foreskin, so I was just playing with it until the teacher walked in, then I got fired...
Barney-1 2 3 what number comes next?
Barney-that’s right it’s penis!
What has more brains than a student in a school shooting? The wall behind them.
A man goes into a job interview and sits down.
The interviewer is looking over his resume and says, "I see here that there's a 4-year gap on your resume. What were you doing?"
The man says, "Oh, that was when I went to Yale!"
The interviewer is impressed and says, "That's great! You're hired!"
The man smiles. "Really? I'm so glad, because I really need this Yob."
Why is a waiter good at math?
Because he knows his TABLES! 🤣
Why was the orphan able to avoid getting into trouble at school?
Because they couldn’t call his parents!
Why is the orphan so dumb?
Because he didn’t have parents to pay for it.
My math teacher walked by and asked me, "What is that?"
I said, "Paper."
She said, "Really?"
I said, "Yeah, do you need glasses?"
Person A: Hey, what's the next subject?
Person B: Let me check.
Person B: It's greenglish!
I didn’t know what a class clown was till I went to a class and realized I was a class clown in kindergarten, and then I woke up from a nightmare.
Why can’t you give an orphan homework?
Because they don’t have a home to do it in.
What is the leader of the school supplies?
The ruler!