Education jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Pencil.
Pencil who?
Oh, never mind, it's pointless.
You know why the teacher punished Dairy Milk?
Answer: Because he was choco_'late' to school.
What’s an abbreviation for school in America?
Shooting range.
Jokes just as dead as the victims.
Why did the girl 👧 bring lipstick 💄 to beauty school?
Because she had a make-up exam.
I did a good job of being home from school.
Why don't people sit next to the cheetah during a test?
Because he's a cheetah!
What is the difference between a tree and walking home from school?
What is the difference between a human and walk home from school and walk home?
What is yellow and brings kids to school every day?
School is the best!
Hi 👋 magic school 🏫.
What is the difference between a tree and "walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk home"?
Was your birthday?
What’s long, yellow, and doesn’t float?
A school bus filled with children.
What is the difference between a school 🏫 and a human?
A human can walk, and a school 🏫 cannot walk.
I did a walk today and I had to walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from home and walk walk home and I had a good time with you and walk home from home and walk walk home and I had to.
What is the difference between a tree and walk walk home and walk walk home from school?
What is the difference between a tree and "walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school"?
How does a peadophile help a kid with maths? He adds the bed, divides the clothes, and multiplies with the whole classroom.
What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school?
Hi.
I love school.