Education jokes
Why was the orphan able to avoid getting into trouble at school?
Because they couldn’t call his parents!
Why is the orphan so dumb?
Because he didn’t have parents to pay for it.
My math teacher walked by and asked me, "What is that?"
I said, "Paper."
She said, "Really?"
I said, "Yeah, do you need glasses?"
Person A: Hey, what's the next subject?
Person B: Let me check.
Person B: It's greenglish!
I didn’t know what a class clown was till I went to a class and realized I was a class clown in kindergarten, and then I woke up from a nightmare.
Why can’t you give an orphan homework?
Because they don’t have a home to do it in.
What is the leader of the school supplies?
The ruler!
You can't give an orphan homework.
Teacher: Great! You’re studying in break time!
Student: Thank you. I heard that it is good to study before sleep.
Why do orphans have to be homeschooled?
Because they can't be home schooled.
All real chemists know that alcohol is always a solution.
I did this chemistry joke yesterday, but I didn't get a reaction.
Why did the orphan have to stay at school?
Because they need to leave with a parent.
Why can’t orphans go to school? Because they don’t have a parent to sign them up.
Why can’t an orphan get suspended or expelled from school? Because they need to contact parents.
At school, I love to have fun!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Pencil.
Pencil who?
Oh, never mind, it's pointless.
You know why the teacher punished Dairy Milk?
Answer: Because he was choco_'late' to school.
What’s an abbreviation for school in America?
Shooting range.
Jokes just as dead as the victims.
Why did the girl 👧 bring lipstick 💄 to beauty school?
Because she had a make-up exam.
I did a good job of being home from school.