Education jokes

I got kicked out of the school library for placing a women's rights book in the fiction section.

Like if you are in high school and miss school!

The teacher is asking you a question.

Teacher: "If your biggest dream came true, what would you be?"

Me: "Dead."

So in class, they were learning about where food comes from:

Teacher: So kids, where does bacon come from?

Student: PIGS!

Teacher: Correct. Where does mutton come from?

Student: SHEEP!

Teacher: And finally, here’s your homework.

Student: IK where that comes from!

A FAT COW! 😂😂

I miss seeing my friends and teachers.

What's yellow and can't swim?

A school bus full of children.

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?

Because her students were so bright!

Once, there was a kid named Cale, but his classmates didn’t know it was spelled with a “C,” so they asked him if he could be their snack.

Teacher: Your bag is heavy, what's in there?

Weird Kid: Magazines.

I was in social studies class and I was taking an exam and I couldn’t remember a lot of the information and everyone looked up shocked. A white kid holding a gun said, “You’re about to become history.” I almost forgot that we weren’t supposed to have any lessons that day.

What do birds use to check their grades?

Air-ies...

I for the class?

What type of teacher doesn't fart in public?

A private tutor/tooter.

My favorite joke was: what's the difference between a teacher and a train?

How to learn your Vitamins:

A = Art.

B = Bouncy Balls.

C = Cookies.

D = Da Sun.

You'll be smarter than a doctor next time you visit!

Mississippi is a long word. How do you spell it?

High school students are also more interesting to see, but they are you on your way. Just kidding! 🤣

Wee dyslexic boy and girl in class.

Wee boy says, "Can you smell gas?"

Wee girl replies, "I canny even smell my name!"

If I worked for Edexcel, I'd give Caroline Flack an A* for her physics experiment.

Why can't people in wheelchairs pass high school?

The pacer test.