I miss seeing my friends and teachers.
Education Jokes
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
Because her students were so bright!
Once, there was a kid named Cale, but his classmates didn’t know it was spelled with a “C,” so they asked him if he could be their snack.
Teacher: Your bag is heavy, what's in there?
Weird Kid: Magazines.
I was in social studies class and I was taking an exam and I couldn’t remember a lot of the information and everyone looked up shocked. A white kid holding a gun said, “You’re about to become history.” I almost forgot that we weren’t supposed to have any lessons that day.
What do birds use to check their grades?
Air-ies...
I for the class?
What type of teacher doesn't fart in public?
A private tutor/tooter.
My favorite joke was: what's the difference between a teacher and a train?
How to learn your Vitamins:
A = Art.
B = Bouncy Balls.
C = Cookies.
D = Da Sun.
You'll be smarter than a doctor next time you visit!
Mississippi is a long word. How do you spell it?
High school students are also more interesting to see, but they are you on your way. Just kidding! 🤣
Wee dyslexic boy and girl in class.
Wee boy says, "Can you smell gas?"
Wee girl replies, "I canny even smell my name!"
If I worked for Edexcel, I'd give Caroline Flack an A* for her physics experiment.
Why can't people in wheelchairs pass high school?
The pacer test.
So I was at high school one day in the bathrooms, and I'm circumcised, and the kid next to me wasn't, so he showed me his pp, and he had a foreskin, so I was just playing with it until the teacher walked in, then I got fired...
Barney-1 2 3 what number comes next?
Barney-that’s right it’s penis!
What has more brains than a student in a school shooting? The wall behind them.
A man goes into a job interview and sits down.
The interviewer is looking over his resume and says, "I see here that there's a 4-year gap on your resume. What were you doing?"
The man says, "Oh, that was when I went to Yale!"
The interviewer is impressed and says, "That's great! You're hired!"
The man smiles. "Really? I'm so glad, because I really need this Yob."
