Why cant aisans play cricket? Because they will eat the ball
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bay
Why is evry number scared of 7
Because 7,eat8. 9
Why did the twin towers go to uber eats? Because they wanted something plain.
A guy asks his priest friend what he wants to eat and the priest says bad boys and then his friend says what Kibab do you want and the priest says bricked up Caucasian or Asian will do
When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, Here comes the airplane.
Why cant asians play cricket Theyll eat the bat
What does Michael Jackson like to eat? Little weiners
Teach a scouser to fish and he can eat for a day.
Give him the rod and he will stick it in your letterbox and nick your car keys !
yo moma so fat she eat 60 big macs wall singing badaaha
Timmy Turner- I wish the Vegan Teacher was a cheeseburger
Wanda- Ok Timmy
Timmy- Cosmo bring her to me
Cosmo- here you go Timmy
*Timmy eats Miss Kadie
Ok so I have a dairy and sugar allergy and if I eat it I get REALLY CONSTIPATED so this is me when I’m constipated ᕙ(⇀‸↼‵‵)ᕗ lol
Orphans and Chinese people can’t play baseball , the orphans can’t find home and the Chinese kid will eat the bat
what gets biger when it eats but dies when it drinks. answer: fire
I love eating pussy that’s why the animal shelter is always my go to for a good meal
