Why can’t Chinese people play baseball, they always eat the bat.
yo momma is so stupid she saw an anime and started eating an alive rabbit and thought she would get powers
What does a rich person eat? 24 Karats/Carrots!
Today is Good Friday, so there will be no meat for us to eat. Instead we have to do what lesbians do and eat fish.
37. After 5 long years of studying, a student comes rushing into Einstein's office shouting... "Sir, Sir, I finally understand your theory of Special Relativity!" Einstein rolls his eyes, "It's about time".
38. An eight-year old boy had never spoken a word. One afternoon, as he sat eating his lunch he turned to his mother and said, "The soup is cold." His astonished mother exclaimed, "Son, I've waited so long to hear you speak. But all these years you never said a thing. Why haven't you spoken before?" The boy looked at her and replied, "Up until now, everything has been satisfactory."
39. A fellow was walking along a country road when he came upon a farmer working in his field. The man called out to the farmer, "How long will it take me to get to the next town?" The farmer didn't answer. The guy waited a bit and then started walking again. After the man had gone about a hundred yards, the farmer yelled out "About 20 minutes!" "Thank you. But why didn't you tell me that when I asked you?" "Didn't know how fast you could walk".
40. A Husband and Wife at Custody court. The judge looks sternly at the ex wife. Judge: "Why do you think you deserve custody of the child?" Ex wife: "I brought him into this world so I should have custody of him." Judge: "That is a simple yet good reason." Then the judge looks towards the Ex husband. Judge: "Why do you think you deserve custody of the child, sir?" The ex husband thought long and hard about his response, after a brief moment of silence, he replies, "If I put money into a Pepsi machine and a Pepsi comes out. Is it mine or the machines?"
what do eating a watermelon, rolling a cigarette, and eating a hippie chick out have in common. spit, spit, spit
Yo mama so poor she eats 🥣 cereal with a fork to safe 🥛 milk
What is the difference between Fat person and a Whole Pizza?
Well A Whole Pizza cannot eat a Fat person
Son: What's for dinner tonight? Mon: Steak! Son: Mom you know I only eat veggies, so what's for me? Mim: HUNGER!
mom: please eat baby! baby: NO! mom: here comes the airplane!
Q: Why did the trans man only eat salads?
A: Because he is a "herbefore"
What do you call an orphan when they eat a meal? A family dinner.
Why cant aisans play cricket? Because they will eat the ball
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bay
Why is evry number scared of 7
Because 7,eat8. 9
Why did the twin towers go to uber eats? Because they wanted something plain.
A guy asks his priest friend what he wants to eat and the priest says bad boys and then his friend says what Kibab do you want and the priest says bricked up Caucasian or Asian will do
When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, Here comes the airplane.
Why cant asians play cricket Theyll eat the bat
What does Michael Jackson like to eat? Little weiners
