Teach a scouser to fish and he can eat for a day.
Give him the rod and he will stick it in your letterbox and nick your car keys !
yo moma so fat she eat 60 big macs wall singing badaaha
Timmy Turner- I wish the Vegan Teacher was a cheeseburger
Wanda- Ok Timmy
Timmy- Cosmo bring her to me
Cosmo- here you go Timmy
*Timmy eats Miss Kadie
Ok so I have a dairy and sugar allergy and if I eat it I get REALLY CONSTIPATED so this is me when I’m constipated ᕙ(⇀‸↼‵‵)ᕗ lol
Orphans and Chinese people can’t play baseball , the orphans can’t find home and the Chinese kid will eat the bat
what gets biger when it eats but dies when it drinks. answer: fire
I love eating pussy that’s why the animal shelter is always my go to for a good meal
Where is the best place to eat tacos? In the Gulp of Mexico
Why don’t orphans and Chinese kids play baseball. The orphans can’t find home and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.
It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. It's true. I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.
My dad went out for milk. It's been 15 years and I still have to eat my cereal dry.
If my mom decides to get Chick-fil-A for dinner and when I decided to eat my family for dinner is called canabalism
I bet you eat your cereal with water bc your dad never came back with the milk
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Cause its finger lickin' good.
Today, I saw my friend go crazy eating her ham sandwich. When she went to the bathroom,I checked inside her ham sandwich and there was fresh drugs.
For dinner, this girl had noodles. The next day, she could not find her skinny sister. The mom said “Your sister is dead!” sadly. The girl asked “She was skinny, right?” The mom said yes. The sister laughed “I ate her! That’s why the noodles were very skinny!”
In the cute fantasies: Est-ce que tu manges du poulet ? Attendez une seconde, VOTRE PROFESSEUR VEGAN !!!!! In reality: Are you eating chicken? Wait a second, YOUR THE VEGAN TEACHER!!!
imma eat a hell of a lot of popcorn kernels before i die just to make the cremation a lil more interesting
What's the difference between a human and a potato? There is none you can eat both.
I had a very long dream that I was eating the most juiciest tastiest meal I'd ever eaten in my life ten when I woke up my wife was gone.
