What is the difference between a fat person and a whole pizza?
Well, a whole pizza cannot eat a fat person.
Eating Jokes
Son: What's for dinner tonight?
Mom: Steak!
Son: Mom, you know I only eat veggies, so what's for me?
Mom: HUNGER!
Mom: Please eat, baby!
Baby: No!
Mom: Here comes the airplane!
Q: Why did the trans man only eat salads?
A: Because he is a "herbefore."
What do you call an orphan when they eat a meal? A family dinner.
Why can't Asians play cricket?
Because they will eat the ball.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bay.
Why is every number scared of 7?
Because 7 "ate" 9.
Why did the Twin Towers go to Uber Eats?
Because they wanted something plain.
A guy asks his priest friend what he wants to eat, and the priest says "bad boys." Then his friend asks, "What kebab do you want?" and the priest says, "B Bricked up Caucasian or Asian will do."
When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."
Why can't Asians play cricket? They'll eat the bat.
What does Michael Jackson like to eat? Little wieners.
Teach a Scouser to fish and he can eat for a day.
Give him the rod and he will stick it in your letterbox and nick your car keys!
Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."
Timmy Turner: I wish the Vegan Teacher was a cheeseburger.
Wanda: Ok, Timmy.
Timmy: Cosmo, bring her to me!
Cosmo: Here you go, Timmy.
*Timmy eats Miss Kadie*
Okay, so I have a dairy and sugar allergy, and if I eat it, I get REALLY CONSTIPATED, so this is me when I’m constipated ᕙ(⇀‸↼‵‵)ᕗ lol.
Orphans and Chinese people can’t play baseball. The orphans can’t find home, and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.
MU, I love your joke, but I cut myself a piece of cake, pie, steak, cheesecake, and anything else I can find.
What gets bigger when it eats but dies when it drinks?
Answer: fire.
