Why did the Twin Towers go to Uber Eats?
Because they wanted something plain.
A guy asks his priest friend what he wants to eat, and the priest says "bad boys." Then his friend asks, "What kebab do you want?" and the priest says, "B Bricked up Caucasian or Asian will do."
When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."
Why can't Asians play cricket? They'll eat the bat.
What does Michael Jackson like to eat? Little weiners
Teach a Scouser to fish and he can eat for a day.
Give him the rod and he will stick it in your letterbox and nick your car keys!
Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."
Timmy Turner: I wish the Vegan Teacher was a cheeseburger.
Wanda: Ok, Timmy.
Timmy: Cosmo, bring her to me!
Cosmo: Here you go, Timmy.
*Timmy eats Miss Kadie*
Okay, so I have a dairy and sugar allergy, and if I eat it, I get REALLY CONSTIPATED, so this is me when I’m constipated ᕙ(⇀‸↼‵‵)ᕗ lol.
Orphans and Chinese people can’t play baseball , the orphans can’t find home and the Chinese kid will eat the bat
MU, I love your joke, but I cut myself a piece of cake, pie, steak, cheesecake, and anything else I can find.
What gets bigger when it eats but dies when it drinks?
Answer: fire.
I love eating pussy. That’s why the animal shelter is always my go-to for a good meal.
Where is the best place to eat tacos?
In the Gulp of Mexico.
Why don’t orphans and Chinese kids play baseball. The orphans can’t find home and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.
It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. It's true.
I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.
My dad went out for milk. It's been 15 years and I still have to eat my cereal dry.
If my mom decides to get Chick-fil-A for dinner, and when I decide to eat my family for dinner, is that called cannibalism?
I bet you eat your cereal with water because your dad never came back with the milk.
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Cause its finger lickin' good.
