Why did the Twin Towers go to Uber Eats?
Because they wanted something plain.
Why did the Twin Towers go to Uber Eats?
Because they wanted something plain.
A guy asks his priest friend what he wants to eat, and the priest says "bad boys." Then his friend asks, "What kebab do you want?" and the priest says, "B Bricked up Caucasian or Asian will do."
What does Michael Jackson like to eat? Little weiners
Teach a Scouser to fish and he can eat for a day.
Give him the rod and he will stick it in your letterbox and nick your car keys!
Timmy Turner: I wish the Vegan Teacher was a cheeseburger.
Wanda: Ok, Timmy.
Timmy: Cosmo, bring her to me!
Cosmo: Here you go, Timmy.
*Timmy eats Miss Kadie*
Okay, so I have a dairy and sugar allergy, and if I eat it, I get REALLY CONSTIPATED, so this is me when I’m constipated ᕙ(⇀‸↼‵‵)ᕗ lol.
Orphans and Chinese people can’t play baseball , the orphans can’t find home and the Chinese kid will eat the bat
Where is the best place to eat tacos?
In the Gulp of Mexico.
My dad went out for milk. It's been 15 years and I still have to eat my cereal dry.
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Cause its finger lickin' good.