Q: Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?
A: To hide up cherry trees.
Q: What's the loudest noise in the jungle?
A: Giraffes eating cherries.
Eating Jokes
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When my friend eats a mint, I say, "Hey, is it mint to be sweet?"
My name is Caleb, and I like boo and eat it.
My name is Justin. I like dick. Lit? Let me eat you out like?
I named my dog Chicken.
I love eating chicken.
Q. Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
A. Because they hate the taste of their stupid clown wigs, makeup, and retarded shoes.
Jack and Jill went up a hill so Jack could eat her candy. But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of c*** because Jill's real name is Randy.
How are babies and watermelons similar?
They are both fun to smash open with a sledgehammer and eat the insides.
How are a mouse and a bale of hay alike?
The cat'll eat it (the cattle eat it).
"Knock knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Baby!"
"Baby who?"
"Do you want to eat this baby that I have prepared?"
"No thanks, I already ate."
What do you get when you eat a hamburger?
Mustard gas.
Jason Kenney has never worried about putting food on the table for his kids.
"Knuckle babies" don't eat.
How do you know if someone is anorexic? You toss them a onion ring and see if they eat it, or use it as a hula hoop.
Linda and Peter are having sex. Peter goes in and out hard then fast and then begins to taste her tits. Finally, he moves down to the vagina and eats her hard. His rouge is inside her body, lolling around. He fucks her hard again and his dick slicks up her vagina. The entire time she is moaning and begging for more.
When Linda cums on his penis she begins to lick his balls hard. Peter begins moaning too saying, "Linda, you're just as amazing at fucking as your sister."
I just busted a nut. A ginger nut.
Dad goat: Son, do you know what I like to eat?
Son goat: No, what?
Dad goat: Goat meat.
Son goat: *Gasps*
Dad goat: Nah, I'm just KIDing.
Why do cannibals not like to eat clowns?
Cause they taste funny!
What's the hardest part of eating bald pussy? Pulling the diapers back up when you're done!
Once I ate a table... it was food consuming.
