I don't even know why to joke about America, it's a joke itself TO THE FUCKING EARTH!
A boy walks into class with a shirt, pants, underwear, and socks. The teacher says, "Where have you been?" The boy says, "On a peach hill."
Another boy walks in with a shirt, pants, underwear, and socks. The teacher says, "Where have you been?" The boy says, "On a peach hill."
Then a girl walks in, and the teacher says, "And where on earth have you been?" The girl says, "Well, you see..." Then the teacher stops her and says, "Let me guess, on a peach hill?" The girl says, "No, on 2 big cucumbers."
Yo mama so fat, when she landed on the earth, the earth cracked like eggs. LOL.
How on God's green earth does my boyfriend have a phone?
JK WE NEED TO TALK ILL TYPE THE SECRET CODE (YOU'LL KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.) GREEN PUSSY CAT LIKES BANNANS.
Yo momma's so old that even scientist's get baffled about where she lived before Earth was created.
The annoying orange told the annoying, insecure, beta bitch orange that he wants to be the most annoying thing on Earth again.
Ya know, Kobe made a real impact on the earth!
What would earth say if it had a boy friend U need to com-it
you know how girls say i whould have sex with u if u were the last person on earth well whos gonna stop me
They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well, apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.
Like a lot of people watching the Olympics, I'm wondering why black people don't just take over the earth.
I wondered as the rock in the sky got bigger and bigger than it hit the bottom o f the earth and "explosion"
Keep the planet clean. It's not Uranus.
SCP-173 has breached containment. This is not a joke. Multiple Keter class SCPs have breached containment. This is an XK class event. Evacuate the Earth and solar system. The world is ending!
One random youtube comment in 2018: Soon, A virus will come to earth A year later: Pahahahahah that comment is fake lmaoooo ahahahha Another year later: Time to die a painful death. Another year later: God has come with the cure
August 3rd is the moon of earth earth moon earth universe
Girls with the name Carley have the biggest forehead on the earth I mean moon
Little Johnny was sitting in class, and he was behind a girl called Sally. The teacher asks the class, "Who created the Earth?" And Little Johnny pokes Sally in the back with his sharpened pencil, and she jumps and says, "MY GOD!" And the teacher says, "Yes, Sally, God did create the Earth." Sally sits down.
Then, the teacher asks, "Where do you go after you live a good life?" and Little Johnny pokes Sally again, and she jumps up and says, "HEAVENS TO BETSY!" And the teacher says, "Yes Sally. You will go to heaven after you live a good life." Sally sits down, knowing full well Little Johnny was poking her. Sally gave Little Johnny an angry glare, and she turns around.
And then, the teacher asks the class, "What did Eve say to Adam after their 77th child?" and Little Johnny pokes Sally HARDER this time in the back, and Sally jumps, turns around and says, "If you stick that thing in me one more time, I swear I'm gonna lose it!" And the teacher faints.
Poop fell of the earth
🚘 What is as old as the earth 🌎 and new every month? The moon.
